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Wednesday, January 3, 2007 Katie is on a mission to find Simon, but Henry has had enough. He goes back to his room, only to find Simon! When Katie comes back, Simon hides in the closet, and later asks Henry if he can stay. Today’s episode was directed by Sonia Blangiardo and written by Elizabeth Page.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Katie: You honestly think that if I'm responsible for getting Simon arrested, it won't prove anything to Mike? Henry: Do I have to answer that? Katie: Yeah, you have to explain to me why you think that Mike won't care that I'm that over Simon. Henry: It's not that he won't -- why are we still having this conversation? Katie: Because my whole life depends on Mike trusting me again. We need to get back together and live happily ever after. Henry: I am sorry, but I don't think Mike believes in fairy tales, Katie. Katie: What are you doing? Henry: I am going in my room, I am going to make a martini, I am going to go to bed. Katie: No, but I need you. I need you to be my eyewitness. You need to tell Mike that it is a fact that Simon will be arrested. Henry: I am done with Simon for tonight! Katie: Don't you see? It's so symbolic. Once Simon's locked away, he is not a part of our world anymore. Mike and I can go back to living our lives the way they were before he showed up. And it'll be like Simon Frasier never existed. Henry: Yes, I wish life were that simple. Goodnight, Katherine. Simon: No olive? Henry, you're slipping.
Simon: Sorry, mate, I'll pay for your dry cleaning, I promise -- Henry: How in the hell did you get in here, anyway? No, no, no, no, no. Don't tell me, don't tell me. I forget, you're Simon Frasier, you're the cat burglar, the jewel thief, the bon vivant. Aren't you supposed to be locked up? Simon: No, I thought I'd pass. Henry: You know, the place is crawling with cops. They're all over the lobby. Simon: I know, unbelievable, I noticed that. That's why I'm going to bunk down here. Henry: I don't recall inviting you to make yourself at home, Simon. Simon: Henry, I just need a place to stay till the cops leave. Henry: There's a laundry chute perfectly available. Simon: No, this will do just fine. Henry: You can't stay here. You're a fugitive! Simon: And you owe me, Henry. Big time.
Henry: Look, it was a squeeze play, all right? I had Jack on one side, Katie on the other. I had no choice. Simon: There's always a choice, Henry. Henry: No, not this time. Okay? They forced me to trick your jeweler into giving you up! Simon: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was you? You did that? Henry: No, scratch that. Scratch that. Why do I owe you? Simon: All right -- all right, how's this? You convinced me to go after Carly when I knew damn well that she should be left alone. Now she's in this up to her neck -- thanks to you. Henry: You're blaming me because you were foolish enough to take my advice? [ Henry laughs ] Simon: No -- no, no, no, you're right. That was my fault. All right, how's this then? Henry, you fingered the fence. Huh? I mean, she's a friend of yours, I'm a friend of yours -- what were you thinking? Henry: Do you have any idea what it's like to be me? Do you? Whose every friend is teetering on the brink of a prison sentence? I can't cross the street without crossing somebody. Simon: Okay -- whoa, what are you doing? What are you doing? Henry: Do you believe in new year's resolutions, Simon? Simon: Uh-huh. Henry: I do. Top of my list this year is, no more breaking the law. Yeah, Detective Snyder, please. Simon: What? [ Knocking at door ] Katie: Henry! And don't pretend you're not in there, I can hear you. Open up!
Katie: Henry, come on, I know you're in there! Henry: No, no, no. Simon: Give me that! Henry: What? No, no, no. No message, no message, no message! Tell him I'll just call him back. Okay, thanks. Katie? Katie: Finally. Can you open the door? Henry: Uh -- I'm not dressed. Katie: You forget, I've seen you in your birthday suit. And this is kind of an emergency. Henry: Yeah, let me just put some clothes on, okay? Simon: Stop. You can't let her in here. Henry: I can't leave her out there. She will contact security. Okay? Katie: Hey, is someone in there with you? Henry: No, no. Just me and my shadow. Henry: Okay. Katie: Hey, can I come in? Henry: It's late. Katie: I know, I just -- I can't say what I need to say out in the hall. Please? What are you doing? Henry: I'm tired. I just need to lean on you here. Katie: Okay, well, let's lean on the couch. Henry: Okay. Well, what's so important? Katie: I have a confession to make. Henry: Oh? Katie: I know you've been trying to get me to face reality. And guess what? I finally have. It's my fault that I lost Mike. That night when Simon showed up at my doorstep -- I should've just slammed the door in his face. But I didn't. And I still don't know why. Was it habit? Curiosity? I don't know. But it's my fault that I slept with Simon, and I don't blame Mike for dumping me. Henry: Good for you. Come on. Katie: Wait! Hey, I'm not finished! All right. It's my fault. But it is Simon's fault, too. And I'm still going to make him pay. Henry: I don't see how that's possible, sweetie. You know, knowing Simon, he's long gone by now. He's probably in San Tropez or something. Katie: No, he's still in this hotel. The police have sealed it off. And I don't care if I have to turn over every ashtray in this place. I'm going to find Simon, and I'm going to turn him in.
Henry: Look, if you're so determined to turn over ashtrays, why don't you go find somebody who smokes, huh? You won't find any here. Katie: Are you trying to get rid of me, Henry? Henry: Yeah, I am. I want to go to bed. Katie: But I need your help. Henry: I'll be here for breakfast, I promise. Katie: Simon could have escaped by then! Henry: I don't want to get in the middle of a police investigation. And neither should you. Okay? You're just going to get in the way -- or worse. All right? Why don't you let the police handle it, for once. Katie: Oh, come on, the Oakdale P.D.? Please --they would even know he was guilty if it wasn't for me. I have to see this through. Henry: Great, then see it through. Just not here, not now. Katie: Good, so you think that I should look for him? Henry: Whatever makes you happy, sweetie. Katie: Okay, great. Get your wallet, I'll get your coat. Henry: I'm not going anywhere. Katie: But I can't do this without you.
Katie: Henry, don't be ridiculous. Henry: No, no, no. Katie: What was that? Henry: My foot. You're stepping on my foot. Katie: Sorry. I don't know why I'm being so pushy, I'm just desperate right now. I have to find Simon, or I lose Mike. Henry: Oh, honey -- Katie: I know you think that I've already lost him, but I can't think that way. I need hope, don't you understand? Henry: I know -- I do, I do, I do. I just can't be a cheerleader right now. I'm all pom-pommed out. Katie: But I used to be able to get you to do whatever I want. Henry: Yeah, I guess I just grew a backbone. I'll see you in the morning. Get your purse. That's right, in the morning, we'll have a nice continental breakfast, huh? Henry: You have to leave. Katie: A backbone? Henry? [ Katie sighs ] Simon: Look, I'm really sorry to put you out like this, buddy. But I just have to stay. Henry: Did you hear her? She's not going to rest until she finds you. Simon: Which is why I need to stay put. Henry: No, which is why you need to go to Bora Bora and send her a little postcard, saying, "sayonara!" Simon: Henry, I need a favor. Henry: No, not from me. I'm going to bed. Simon: I need you to get a message to Carly.
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