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Monday, January 7, 2008 As usual, Katie has two men fighting over her. And also as usual, Henry is there in the middle of it. Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Lisa Kohn.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Henry: Hey, jack. Hey, where are you going? Jack: To see Katie. Henry: Oh, hey, do you want to meet my new puppy pepper first? Jack: You think she's with Brad, don't you? Fine. I'll call first. Brad: Okay, whoever's calling is seriously messing with my mojo and ms. Peretti and I are in very tense moment -- Katie: Oh, come on get back here and finish what you started! Brad: Agh. Henry: You know, I've got an open tab at the bar. Now, if my ex-wife were trying to make a baby with my brother, my drink of choice would be all of them -- Jack: No, I'm not going to need that drink, Henry. Because there is no way that Katie is going to have a baby with Brad. Henry: She isn't? Jack: No. I'm going to stop them. Right now! Henry: I salute you, jack. Better yet, I will toast to you.
Brad: Henry, I don't need a drink right now. Do you know who's up in Katie's room? Henry: Mm-hmm, jack. Here's to the order of the world being restored. Brad: You sent him up there? If jack convinces Katie to lose me and take him back, I'm going to blame you. I'm telling you -- I'm going to postal -- Henry: Whoa, whoa, hey, wait, wait just a second, okay? Now, in your heart of hearts, do you really think that jack and Katie getting back together is just a horrible thing? Brad: The horriblest. Henry: The horrible -- why -- why -- jack loves her. Brad: I've got to get up there -- Henry: No, no, -- just wait a sec -- wait a sec -- here me out, okay? Do you think it's going to make her happy to have a baby with a guy that she's -- she's not in love with? Brad: No. That's why we haven't done it in 135 hours, 23 minutes and 27 seconds. And that's the way it's going to stay. Henry: Brad, is that -- is that you in there? Brad: Okay -- I don't know, man. I don't know -- I am all mixed up -- I mean, the sex between me and Katie, it was like -- I mean, it was great -- it was hot -- Henry: Okay -- but, but, but, but -- Brad: But then jack told me that sleeping with her is not the way to win her, so I stopped the sex and it turns out that my brother's method isn't half bad. And so we were just hanging out, and sex-free -- she just looked so happy. And then when I look at her, I just see this -- amazing, gorgeous human being. Dude, why are you looking at me like that? Henry: Dude -- dude, I knew you were gone. I just didn't realize how far gone. You really do love Katie.
Brad: I've got go. Henry: Brad -- Brad -- you do know that Katie loves jack, yeah? Brad: Duh, that's why you better not tell anybody about this, Henry. Henry: My lips are sealed. And I am sorry. Brad: About what? Henry: I have been where you are now. I have been in love with Katie, knowing that she was in love with someone else. And I can tell you what's going to happen. You are going to suffer.
Henry: No, no, no, no. Drinks are on me, fellow sufferer in love. Brad: Katie already kicked jack out. It's a sign, man. Henry: It's a sign of what? Brad: Brad Snyder's not going to suffer. Henry: Oh. Oh.
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