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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Katie is hosting a party to celebrate the premiere of her new TV show, "Oakdale Now."  Much to her dismay, she has a surprise co-host in Brad Snyder.

Today’s episode was directed by John O'Connell and written by Judith Donato.

 

Transcripts from TVMegasite

Katie: Hey -- those for company.

Henry: I'm company.

Katie: Okay, we've got the martini bar set up over there. This looks good.

Henry: Whoa, these are really good. When did you find the time?

Katie: I didn't. They're frozen. They're from the big savings club. Don't tell anyone.

Henry: Katie, who am I going to tell? I don't know these people.

Katie: You know Kim and Nancy, and the rest are, you know, WOAK crew and production.

Henry: Yeah. [ Knocking at door ] Speaking of WOAK , you think Kim would give me a job?

Katie: Um, why don't you not push that right now? Thanks. Will you get the door? I've got to get this. Hello?

Kim: Katie, it's Kim.

Katie: Hey, where are you? The show's about to start.

Kim: That's why I'm calling you.

Katie: Hey guys, come on in. Sorry, the crew from WOAK just got here.

Kim: The problem is, I just got out of my meeting.

Katie: Oh, that's okay. Head straight over. Please help yourself to the food and the drinks.

Kim: I'll try, but I need to make a stop first.

Henry: Hello, Nancy. I've got a special mixture just for you.

Nancy: Oh, be careful. I'm driving, you know?

Henry: Oh, this is nothing you can't handle. Somebody put on the tube, please.

Katie: Oh, okay. No, no, no no. It's no problem. If you have to run, you have to run. Just get here as soon as you can, okay? All right. Excuse me. Nancy, hi.

Nancy: Hello, dear. Where's Kim?

Katie: Oh, she will be right here. She's running a little bit late. But she should be here soon.

Henry: Try my mini-quiches, okay? I made them myself.

Nancy: Is the show about to start?

Katie: It will. It's gonna start in a few minutes.

Henry: Hey, places everybody. Places everybody.

Katie: Henry, I'm kind of nervous. What if they hate me?

Henry: Oh, many have tried. Most have failed.

Katie: Thanks.

Henry: A star is born -- again.

 

Katie: I'm sure the special report will be over soon.

Henry: They promised to air the show in its entirety.

Katie: Did that warehouse have to burn down tonight?

Henry: It's just to upstage you, honey.

Nancy: Isn't this exciting?

Henry: Yeah, you want a little more there I love a woman who can hold her pucker.

Nancy: Thank you.

Henry: Sure.

Katie: Well, since we have a little time before the show starts, I just want to take this opportunity to thank all of you for coming. As most of you know, my family is going through kind of a tough time right now, so I couldn't expect my sister and brothers and nephews to be here tonight, so it makes it all that more special to share this with my work family and two of my most cherished friends. I really appreciate you being here tonight. I feel like I'm entering a new chapter into my life, and I just am very grateful to share it all with you.

Henry: Hey, hey, hey, hey. They're cutting back. They're cutting back. Turn up the sound.

Katie: My typical day here at WOAK begins in my office slash dressing slash conference room --

Nancy: This is very exciting.

Katie: Don't you love the music of the opening?

Henry: Who cares about the music? Look at you -- you look gorgeous.

Katie: I mean, I'm a bit of a neat freak, I have to admit. So -- everything has it's place, everything is in it's place and as you can see, this -- I'm okay -- okay, just -- I'm cool. I'm just gonna get up now. What the --

Brad: You know, is babbling really necessary? Can you keep it down? I'm sleeping here.

Nancy: I had no idea it was a comedy.

Katie: Neither did I.

 

Katie: When you have a big cleaning job, think of the room as a clock. Start at 12 and systematically work your way around the room until you get back to 12, so you make a big job a little more manageable.

[ Laughter ]

Katie: Okay, I know this is all so much fun, but there's desserts in the kitchen we haven't even tried yet.

Henry: Shh! We can't hear, Bubbles.

Katie: We've all seen it in production, right?

Nancy: Well, I haven't.

[ Laughter ]

Henry: You know what? I like this guy. I mean, who could like this guy? He's got that false charm --

Katie: Oh, oh, look, so sad. A commercial already.

Nancy: What a wonderful beginning. Kim didn't tell me it was going to be this funny.

Henry: Are you sure that's jack's brother?

Nancy: Brad was always a mischief-maker.

Colleague: He sure is cute.

Katie: If you're into that type.

Colleague: Who isn't into that type?

Nancy: Will he be on every week?

Katie: No! No, he won't actually. Hold down the fort for a second.

Henry: Yeah, Bubbles. Bubbles, you've got that look.

Katie: No, I'm fine. Everything's fine. Everything's great. Just keep passing around the food. Excuse me, everyone. I just have to run and check on something very important. But, enjoy the show and I'll be back as soon as I can.

Nancy: Katie, are you all right?

Katie: I'm ecstatic. Who wouldn't be after a debut like that?

 

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