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Wednesday, February 26, 2003
The show opens today with Katie beating up Henry with a broom! "My husband is not falling out of love with me, he's only pretending he is, and I wanna know why!" she yells. "In case you haven't noticed, Simon and I are not that close," says Henry, trying to dodge the broom. "Give it up, Henry, or I'll poke a hole through your heart," threatens Katie. "I don't know anything, I swear on my grandmother's portfolio!" says Henry. Katie doesn't believe him. She reminds him he was at that sleazy bar and saw Simon with that tramp. Henry says she was there too, "Let me give you a piece of advice, attacking people in public is not the healthiest way to solve your problems." Katie demands that he stick to the subject. Henry admits that Simon has been flirting with other women, "But I have no idea why, other than the obvious reasons." "Get out!" yells Katie. "And if you see my husband before I do, tell him I'm not as gullible as he thinks I am!" On his way out the door Henry tells Katie that Simon has been nothing but trouble, and she could consider this a blessing! She chases him out the door.
Just outside the cottage Henry runs into Simon coming home. Simon asks Henry what he's doing there. "Getting interrogated by your wife," answers Henry. Simon worriedly asks what he told her, and Henry assures Simon he kept his mouth shut as promised. But he tells Simon that Katie is no fool, she knows he's up to something. Simon says he'll have to step things up. "Listen," says Henry, "there are very few people that I care about in this world, but God help me, Katie is one of them. And it's no fun seeing her get hurt." Simon reminds Henry that he's doing this for her protection. Henry tells him to be quick about it, because dragging it out is not fair. "This is incredible, you're giving me advice about doing the right thing?" says Simon. "It's a strange world, isn't it," agrees Henry. "And it's getting stranger by the minute." He walks away as Simon goes inside to continue breaking Katie's heart to save her life.
Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Craig Heller.
Transcripts from TVMegaSite Katie: Simon has not fallen out of love with me. He's only pretending he has, and I want to know why. Henry: Katie, Katie, listen, okay, all right. In case you haven't noticed, all right, Simon and I are not that close. All right? Katie: Give it up, Henry, or I'll poke a hole through your heart. Henry: Listen, I swear, honey, I swear. I don't know anything, okay? On my grandmother's portfolio, I -- Katie: You were at that sleazy bar last night. You saw him with that tramp. Henry: Yes, yes, and so did you, all right? And let me give you a little piece of advice here -- attacking people, especially in public, is not the healthiest way to solve your problems. Katie: Stick to the subject, Henry! Henry: Okay, okay! Look, look, I don't know anything, all right? All I know is that he's been flirting with other women, okay? I have no idea why, except for the obvious reasons. Katie: Get out! Get out! And if you see my husband before I do, tell him I'm not as gullible as he thinks. Henry: All right, all right. But you know what, Katie? He's been nothing but trouble, all right? You might consider this a blessing! Katie: Get out! Out! Simon: Hey, what are -- what are you doing here? Henry: Just being interrogated by your wife. Simon: What did -- you didn't tell her anything, did you? What'd you tell her? Henry: No, I kept my mouth shut, as promised. But you're not fooling her, Simon, okay? She knows you're up to something. Simon: Why? What'd she say? Henry: Oh, she thinks you have some ulterior motive with that woman last night. [ Henry chuckles ] Simon: Listen, Henry, I need to step things up fast. Henry: Listen, there are very few people that I care about in this world, but God help me, Katie is one of them. And it's no fun seeing her get hurt. Simon: I told you this is for her protection. Henry: All right, fine. Then get it over with quick. 'Cause dragging it out like this is just making it worse, and that's not fair. Simon: Well, this is incredible. You giving me advice about the right thing to do. Henry: Yeah. Yeah, it's a strange world, ain't it? It's getting stranger by the minute.
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