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Friday, February 29, 2008

Vienna admits that she slept with Gray, and Henry doesn't even try to explain what he was doing with Kit.  Vienna moves out of Henry's room and into Gray's room.  Brad tries to give Henry some advice, but there's too much hurt on both sides to make it work right now.

Today’s episode was directed by Habib Azar.  No writer listed due to writer's strike.

 

Transcripts from TVMegasite

Vienna: Hello, Henry.

Henry: Hey, sweetheart. Where you been?

Vienna: What do you care? Don't you have that woman to keep you company?

Henry: Vienna, I can explain.

Vienna: No!

Henry: No, please --

Vienna: No, there is no explanation needed because I saw what was really going on. And it wasn't pretty.

Henry: Would you just calm down, please. Let me tell you what really happened.

Vienna: No, I won't calm down! And I won't let you get on with this philandering or whatever 'cause two can play at that game.

Henry: What is that supposed to mean?

Vienna: How do you like my shoes? Do you know how much they cost?

Henry: You were with Gray, weren't you?

Vienna: Yes, I was.

Henry: Did you sleep with him? Tell me the truth. Did you sleep with him?

Vienna: Yes, I did. I not only slept with Gray, we made love. I made love with Gray Gerard. After you cheated on me, Henry. Why shouldn't I?

 

Vienna: What did you expect? I saw you. I caught you with another woman. You think I'm just going to forgive and forget?

Henry: I can't believe this! I can't believe this --

Vienna: Well, why not? Why not? You can be with another woman, but I can't be with another man? Obviously, you think there are different rules for men and women.

Henry: Yes, you're right. That's exactly what I think! Why don't you get out of here? Okay? Why don't you go back to Gray? That's where you want to be? Go!

Vienna: Oh, great! So, you're kicking me out now, so you can be with your floozy!

Henry: Yeah, that's right. That's right again! All right? Absolutely. I want to be with kit now! How about that?

Vienna: Great! So, we both get what we want!

Henry: That's right. What do you want me to do with your stuff?

Vienna: Oh! What do you think? Just send it all up to the penthouse!

Henry: Wait. No, wait. Come here. Are you moving in with him?

Vienna: Yes, I am. I'm moving in with Gray.

Henry: Well, he really works fast, doesn't he?

Vienna: Well, so do you. So do you, Henry.

 

Henry: Hi, yeah, I need a porter right away. To come pick up ms. Hyatt's things, and take them up to -- you know, I'm sorry -- you know what? I'll take care of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cancel the porter. I'll deal with it.

 

Henry: It happened. Vienna and I are really finished.

 

Henry: Vienna caught me kissing kit. All right? Now, she thought I was cheating, of course, I wasn't. But it didn't matter. She went off the deep end and then she --

Katie: What? What happened?

Brad: Spit it out, Henry. What?

Henry: She slept with Gray.

Katie: Oh my god. No wonder you're a wreck.

Brad: Henry, we can fix this. All you have to do is tell her the truth. Tell her that you were doing it for us, that you were trying to get something on kit. I'll back you up.

Henry: What are you talking -- I can't forgive her for something like this! She slept with the man -- she actually slept with him! She's moving into his penthouse. You know what, I got a little bit of pride left here. I'm not going to admit that there was nothing going on with kit and me. No, because that makes me look like a loser. What am I talking about? I am a loser. Oh my god. Admit it, Henry. You lost. Gray won. I'm going to be sick.

Brad: Okay, if he's not going to do something, then I think we should. We need to go shake some sense into Vienna.

Katie: He just said he didn't want to do anything about it. We need to stay out of it.

Brad: Katie, he's our friend. He's hurting.

Katie: Don't you think I know that? That's what happens when you fall in love. You get hurt. And there's nothing anyone can do about it!

Henry: Great. Great, my life is in ruins. I didn't mean to upset Katie.

Brad: No, no, no. No, don't blame yourself. It has more to do with me. I feel bad. This whole thing -- it was my idea.

Henry: Yes, yes, it was. You're the one who convinced me to seduce kit, and get a confession out of her. Remind me to make you pay for that one, Brad.

Brad: Sorry, man. I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry for Katie. I really messed up.

Henry: What am I missing here? Why is Katie upset? The money -- the money that she lost to kit, right? $250,000, that's a -- well, that would -- I can see why she's a wreck. I'm a wreck too. Could this day get any worse?

Brad: Henry, it's not about the money. At least I don't think -- it's not about money -- I mean, you know, Katie's just realizing that sometimes life doesn't give you what you want.

Henry: I can relate to that.

 

Brad: You can get through this. Just downplay everything. Apologize and move on. Flowers. Flowers work.

Henry: What kind of flowers, Brad?

Brad: Roses. Got to be roses. Red.

Henry: Really, roses? That works for you? I hate to say this, buddy, but you haven't been so successful in winning back the woman that you love, so I really shouldn't be listening to you. I have no intention of giving Vienna any flowers. I won't even give her a cactus. I have no intention of talking to her again. All right?

Brad: Then why are we here?

Henry: Maybe I happen to be hungry.

Brad: Yeah, right. You're giving new meaning to the phrase "comfort food."

Henry: Hey, Maggie.

Waitress: Hi, Henry. Want a menu?

Henry: No. Could I get a double deluxe cheeseburger, medium rare, swiss cheese, extra onions, hold the pickle. But the onions, could sauteed them, so they're nice and soft. And I want the fries very crispy. With the salad, can hold the sprouts, and put bleu cheese on the side. Coffee with the meal. Brad?

Brad: No -- nothing. I'm just staying. I'm leaving.

Waitress: Deluxe, medium, swiss, no pickles, onions, fries, salad, bleu cheese. Coming right up.

Henry: Okay. I hate it when they don't write things down.

Brad: You better hope she holds the onions. Now's your chance. Get to work. Is that who I think it is? Hey, it is? It's Gray the destroyer? The jerk that goes after another guy's girl? Breaks up a happy couple, plays games. Deliberately destroys good people's lives.

Gray: Anything else?

Brad: Yeah. Um, leave my friends alone?

Gray: Are you threatening me?

Brad: You heard me.

 

Vienna: Is that for table down there?

Waitress: Yeah, you mean Henry?

Vienna: Yes.

Waitress: Yeah.

Vienna: I'll take it for you.

Waitress: Okay.

Vienna: Thank you.

Waitress: Got it?

Vienna: Yes. Is there anything else I can get for you?

Henry: This is not what I ordered.

Vienna: Well, if it's not what you want, you can always replace it. Like finding a new woman.

Henry: I asked for the dressing on the side.

Vienna: You want a lot of things on the side.

Henry: The customer is always right, remember?

Vienna: Fine. No problem. I'll make sure you get what's coming to you.

Henry: I asked for medium rare, this is raw. The thing is still mooing.

Vienna: Some things should not be overdone.

Henry: Right. Like cheating.

Vienna: Fine, I'll go burn up your burger.

Henry: What's this pickle doing here?

Vienna: No pickle, extra onion.

Henry: Sauteed onions, not raw.

Vienna: My mistake.

Henry: Yeah. I said extra crispy! You call this deluxe? One little piece of lettuce?

Vienna: Deluxe!

Henry: Yeah. Where's my original waitress?

Vienna: She would have quit by now! Why are you being so mean to me when you know how much I love you?

 

Henry: How can you say you love me, when you slept with Gray?

Vienna: I did it as a payback. I saw you with an another woman. How could I let that go by? I had to find a way to punish you.

Henry: Fine. Not talking for a day -- that's punishment. Sleeping on the couch -- that's punishment. But moving in with a guy -- that's grounds for divorce.

Vienna: We're not married, Henry. Remember? You never wanted to tie the knot.

Henry: Yeah, that's a decision that looks prescient in retrospect. You know what, it makes it so much easier to split up.

Vienna: You're impossible. You want to gamble on the side -- you want to have brazen affairs on the side -- how can I live with a man like that? Huh?

 

Gray: When are you going to learn how to treat a lady?

Henry: You're using that term loosely, Gray.

Gray: Yeah? Vienna is mine now, Henry. I expect you to respect that. Am I making myself clear?

 

Henry: Come on. You charged me for every wrong order?

Gray: Don't forget to leave her a nice tip.

Henry: Yeah. Keep the change.

 

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