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Friday, March 2, 2007 After baring his soul (and his love for Katie) to Vienna, Henry and Vienna bare something else in the back seat of his limo! Vienna tells him that he deserves to be loved, and that she herself has fallen in love with him. Today’s episode was directed by Sonia Blangiardo and written by Susan Dansby.
Transcripts from TVMegasite [ Vienna moaning ] Henry: Vienna? What are you doing? Vienna: Trying to get warm. I'm so cold. Aren't you cold? Henry: No, actually, I'm a little hot at the moment. Yeah. Vienna: Oh, good. Good. Then, you can get out there in the fresh air and take a hike. Henry: Ah, ah, ah. You must have mistaken me for someone else. I don't hike. Vienna: No, we need gas Henry. And food. What, were you planning to let us starve out here? Henry: First I had to find a gas station and now I have to find one with a mini-mart? Vienna: Whatever, just go. Henry: Okay, while I'm out there hiking around on the frozen tundra, what will you be doing? Vienna: Sleeping
Vienna: I need to get out of this country. I need to get to an airport or I'll lose every penny to my name. Henry: Hey, hey. A few more hours, it won't make any difference. And we'll just wait for a few more cars to get on the road, and then I'll hitch a ride to the nearest gas station. Vienna: I need to get an airport now. I don't have a couple of hours. Henry: Okay, fine. If it's that important to you, why don't I just see if I've got enough juice here to call 911. Vienna: No, no, no, no. You can't call the police. They'll extradite me. Henry: Oh, well. Vienna: I'm sure that if that little kitty cat would have asked you to go out in that cold, you would, wouldn't you? Henry: Katie would brave the cold for me, too. Vienna: Henry, you've got to save me before the prince gets here and takes me back to Leonia and throws me in jail. Henry: I'll get right on that. Right after my nap. Vienna: Oh, you wouldn't take a nap before you would go and save little black-eyed Katie, would you? Henry: Katie's eyes aren't black. Vienna: No, one of them are. You know, she has a big black ring around it and it's puffy and all nasty -- Henry: A black eye? A black eye? Are talking about a black eye? Katie has a black eye? Vienna: Yes. Henry: What happened? Did you hit her? Vienna: What? No, and bruise my beautiful hands? Henry: Then what happened? Is she okay? Vienna: Well, maybe you should walk to a gas station and find out. Call her. Henry: I got one bar on this thing, maybe there's enough power to work this baby. Vienna: Oh, oh, maybe you can call for a backup limo! Henry: Come on Bubbles, pick up. Vienna: Bubbles? You're calling Katie? Henry: Shh, shh, shush. Katie, Katie, this is Henry. I just heard about your eye. Would you call me as soon as you get this message and let me know that you're okay, please? Thanks Bubbles. What? Vienna: What does Katie have that I don't? Henry: Well, blond hair, and infectious personality, and a wonderful laugh, and an unbelievable body, well, you got that one covered. But she's got a little cottage in the woods, and this very sweet rabbit -- and she can't cook, but it's so cute when she thinks that she can -- Vienna: Oh, my god. She totally has your heart, doesn't she? You're in love with her!
Vienna: Well, I thought that your relationship with Katie was strictly platonic. Whatever that means. Henry: It means no sex. There's hugging often, kissing sometimes, strong shoulder in times of trouble always. But no sex. No sex at all. Vienna: Katie, she's no fun. Henry: Yes she is. Vienna: How much fun can no sex be? I mean, I don't understand this girl. We were sisters in heartbreak. And I reached out for her and tried to be friends. And she kept pushing me away. Henry: Know, I know, I know. She does that to people sometimes. She pushes them away. But she doesn't do it to be mean. Look, she's sweet and she's brave and she's delusional sometimes, but she does whatever she does for love. Vienna: Oh, just like me. Henry: Yes, I guess I don't know you very well. Vienna: Well, so, if you're in love with her like this, why don't you just tell her so? Henry: I did. Before the marriage, and after the marriage, and after the divorce -- Vienna: You were married? Well, what happened? Henry: She wanted mike more. Vienna: And so you stepped aside? Henry: Yeah, I wanted her to be happy. Vienna: You sacrificed yourself for her happiness? Oh, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Henry: Yeah, well, it's not that beautiful. I mean, since she didn't want me anyway. Vienna: Oh, even though your heart was breaking, even though the one you loved threw you aside, you put her happiness above your own. Henry: I guess that makes me sound pretty pitiful, doesn't it? Vienna: No, no, not pitiful. Wonderful and romantic and irresistible. Henry: Irresistible, trust me. Many people have tried to resist me and succeeded. Vienna: Oh, idiots, idiots, all of them. You are the real thing. You are the man that every woman craves. I'm amazed that you haven't been snatched up all ready. Henry: Yeah, yeah, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Vienna: Oh, you should be the bride! Henry: I should? Vienna: Yeah, you should be the one that everyone fusses over. The one that has a happy ending. You deserve love, Henry. Henry: Maybe someday. Vienna: No, no, not someday. Now!
Vienna: Get out of these clothes, now! Henry: The cold -- we'll freeze. Vienna: No, no, no. My blood burns for you. I want to cover your body with kisses that will set your soul on fire. Henry: All-righty, then! [ Cell phone beeps ] That's my phone. Someone left a message. Vienna: Oh, ignore it. Henry: Vienna, I can't believe I'm asking this -- are you sure about this, Vienna? Vienna: Oh, I'm certain that you are wonderful and sensitive and, oh, look at that beautiful, sexy chest! Where have you been all my life? Henry: You think my chest is -- sexy? I'm just going to turn this off. Vienna: No, no, no, don't! Don't look at it. Don't touch it. Just don't move! I'll move -- for both of us. Henry: Oh, baby! Vienna: Oh, that noise -- Henry: It's just the pounding of my heart. Vienna: Oh, for me? Oh, Henry! Henry: Oh, Vienna!
Vienna: Oh, you are the most amazing lover I've ever had. Henry: Nice of you to say so. Vienna: No, I mean it, Henry. Henry: Yeah, I mean that. Vienna: I'm not cold anymore. Henry: Yeah, me either. I guess, how the windows are fogged up, we generated a little heat. [ Both laugh ] Vienna: You know what, Simon told me this story once about this girl who wrote his and her initials on the window glass after their first time together. Henry: That was Katie. Vienna: Of course she had to think of it first! Henry: No, no, no, no. Actually, it was a movie -- hey. It was a movie. "Titanic." Vienna: So, it's not a Katie thing? It's a movie thing? Henry: Yeah, I suppose. Vienna: Oh. Henry: Ooh. [ Henry chuckles ] Vienna: What do you think? Henry: I think you have a very healthy dose of self-esteem. It's good to love yourself. Vienna: What? Henry: The initials -- you know, yours -- Vienna Hyatt. Vienna: No, no, no! No! No, you silly, perfect man. They're your initials. Ours. Vienna, Henry. Forever. Henry: Forever? Vienna: I'm falling in love with you, Henry. [ Henry sighs ]
Henry: You've fallen in love with me? Vienna: Yes. Henry: Wow. Wow. I haven't heard that since -- well, since ever. I mean, no one's said it to me, before I've said it to them first. Vienna: Well, that makes me special. I like that. Henry: Yeah, Vienna -- Vienna, I'm flattered that you thought so much of our close encounter to draw that lovely heart on the window, but you don't have to go overboard, sweetheart. It's okay. Vienna: No, but I mean it! I mean it. Henry: You hardly know me. Vienna: No, but I'm going to love to getting to know you. I'm going to love to get to know every little millimeter of my big, bad lover man. Henry: Wait, whoa. What about Mike, and Simon, and Jack, and the prince, oh, the Chicago Bulls? Vienna: No, no, no. I don't care about them anymore. I want you. Henry: Even -- even if that were true Vienna -- Vienna: It is true! Henry: Hey, no, no, no, no. Even if that were true -- even if that were true, we've got to get you to the airport, or else the prince will find you. He will put you in jail, and he will take away all your money. Now, now -- how are you going to feel about loving me when we are living below the poverty line? Vienna: Hmm. Henry: Yeah, I thought that would take a little bit off the afterglow of it. Vienna: No, no, no, no. I am completely -- madly -- totally in love with you! Henry: You are? Still? Vienna: Yes. Not only are you the best lover I've ever had, you're a genius, too. You just gave me the most wonderful idea!
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