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Monday, March 5, 2007 Vienna wants to show her love to Henry by giving him all her money, which also means the prince can't get his hands on it. After a little convincing, Henry accepts. When Katie shows up to get some advice from her old pal Henry, she is not pleased to see Vienna draped all over him! Today’s episode was directed by John O'Connell and written by Mimi Leahey.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Vienna: You know, I was terrified that we might end our days in that freezing limousine. Henry: Oh, please. I never would have allowed that to happen. Although I did live in that limousine for a time. Vienna: Oh, an adventurer? Henry: No, broke. Vienna: Well, I am glad we ended up there together, mon amour. It was magical. When that sweet old gentleman came with his truck full of cows, I was actually a little sad. Henry: You were sad? I -- I had to ride in the back with the livestock. Who knew cattle could be so forward? Vienna: Well, now that you mention it, the old man was a bit frisky, too. I think it's contagious. Henry: Contagious? What's -- what, mad cow disease? Vienna: No, no, darling. Us. The powerful feelings we have between each other. We just radiate lust. Henry: We do? Vienna: Yes, yes. It cannot be ignored by man or beast. You know what? I think this should be celebrated. Let's have champagne. Henry: Vintage? Vienna: Yes, of course. We are going to drink it, not bathe in it. Besides, I think we should toast to my proposal -- the proposal I made in the car. Henry: What proposal? What are you talking about? What proposal was that? Vienna: Oh, my sweet, dear Henry, did you not hear me tell you I love you? Henry: Yeah, I did. I thought that was just the Vienna: No, no, no. I have never experienced passion like that in anyone's arm. Henry: You weren't just being polite? Vienna: No, no, no. You transformed me in one night. I've never met a man like you that I can trust, which is why I'm going to give you every last sou I have. Henry: Sou? Vienna: Yes. Penny, dollar, ruble, pound, in every account in every bank in every country. They'll all be yours, and you will be all mine.
Henry: Vienna, Vienna, wait. You know what? Hold on, you do not want to give me all your money. Vienna: No, but I do. It's the perfect solution. The prince of Leonia wants me to make restitution to his people for the loss of the royal jewels. He plans to sue me. Henry: I know that. That's why you want to get out of town, right? Vienna: Yeah, but now not anymore. I don't need to anymore. In fact, if I transfer all of my assets into your accounts, he can't touch them. The only one who can handle them is you. Henry: I don't know what to say, for so many reasons. Vienna: Oh, say yes. Say yes. I've been waiting my whole life for a man -- a real man. A man I can trust, who knows what it is to love a woman, to put her first and to sacrifice for her, just -- just like you did for Katie. Henry: Wait, wait, wait a second. The thing with Katie was different. Vienna: Oh, yes. Yes, of course it was. This is -- this is much better. Henry: Not really. I mean, what I'm trying to say is that I don't deserve the faith that you have put in me. Vienna: But of course you do! Henry: No, I don't. No, I don't. I'm a hustler. Come on. Remember how you first met me? I was in that ridiculous disguise with that goatee? It looked like a German shepherd's tail. Vienna: Yes, yes. I remember. But things have changed, and I see the real Henry. You are a good man with a pure soul. Henry: You see that? Don't worry about the olive. You see that, really? Vienna: Yes, I do. And it's just that you -- you just put your passion and love, you gave it to the wrong girl, who didn't know how to return it. So, you ended up giving up on love. Henry: No, no, no, no, no. Don't -- don't blame Katie. Vienna: You see, this -- this is what I adore about you. You are so honorable that you would never, ever admit that she used you. Henry: No, it's what I wanted. Vienna: Oh, well, that might be, but you want different things now. Like this morning, you wanted me. Henry: That's true. Vienna: Yes. And so, you know, aren't you tired of coming in second, Henry? Isn't it time that you won the grand prize?
Henry: Vienna, you have to understand something. I have so many faults. Vienna: Oh, and I am going to learn to love every single one of them. Which is why you'll be much happier with me than you were with anyone -- including your ex. Henry: Ah, yeah. Hold on a second. You need to understand something. Katie was my best friend. Katie was my soul mate. You and I -- I hardly know you. And so, I hope you'll understand -- Bartender: Will there be anything else? Vienna: No, no. I don't think so. Which one shall we use? Henry: Which one is good? Vienna: All of them. Henry: How about that one? Vienna: This one it is. Thank you. And add $100 tip on that one. Bartender: Thank you. Henry: Yeah, um -- I was just -- Vienna: What was it you wanted me to understand? Henry: I was just -- I'm just going to say how -- Vienna: Yes? Henry: How flattered I am. Vienna: Yes? Henry: To say yes to your plan. Vienna: So, you'll do it? You'll take my money? Henry: Why the hell not? Come here. Vienna: I'm going to call my lawyer. And so, you have a lot of papers you need to sign. Just wait right here. Henry: All right. I'll keep the champagne company. Vienna: Okay, and if you run out, order some more. I'll be fast. Henry: Take your time. Vienna: Ta-ta! Henry: I could get used to this. Katie: Henry! Henry: What? Katie: I have been searching for you for hours. Why haven't you been answering your phone? And where have you been?
Henry: Bubbles, I am sorry. My phone died and then I ran out of gas. It has been a series of unfortunate events. That is just a horrible black eye. Katie: I know. That's what I get for going to a hockey game. Henry: Well, Brad had nothing to do with it, right? Katie: No, but he's completely impossible. And getting worse and worse by the day. He's trying to get me fired now. And I need to teach him a lesson. Henry: Okay. Okay, that sounds like a plan. Katie: Well, the thing is, I don't have a plan. That's why I'm here with you. I need you to get into genius mode -- why are you drinking a $500 bottle of champagne in the middle of the day? Henry: It's a long story. Which you may want to hear. Katie: I'm sure I do, but first, you have to help me figure out a way to prove to Kim that I'm much more valuable to WOAK then Brad Snyder. Henry: It can wait. Katie: What can wait? Henry: The news. The news I had to tell you. It can wait. So how is Brad? Katie: I just told you. How much of that have you had to drink? Vienna: Oh, no more worries. It's all taken care of, sweetheart.
Katie: What does that mean -- no more worries? And what's been taken care of? Henry: I was just starting to tell you -- Vienna: Dear little Katie. I didn't think I'd ever see you again. Katie: I was counting on it. Why are you back? And why are you calling Henry "sweetheart?" Vienna: This is wonderful! And you -- you are going to be the first one to hear our news. Henry and I are madly in love!
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