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Monday, March 12, 2007 Henry takes Vienna to Tom and Margo's house to meet Maddie, but changes his mind when he realizes how late it is. They go back to the Lakeview where Vienna runs into Brad, who can't believe she would leave him for Henry. Katie overhears and comes to Henry's defense. Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Susan Dansby.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Vienna: Henry loves me. Henry loves me oodles. Henry loves me. Henry! Henry: Hey, shh! Shh! Hey, hey, hey. Shh! It's a little late. Probably want to keep the voice down. Vienna: Okay, okay. Do you love me oodles or do you just love me? Henry: I love you oodles and bunches and more, my darling. Vienna: Oh. I love you too. Henry: Yeah, yeah. Maybe you shouldn't have had that entire bottle of champagne on the way over here. Vienna: But I'm nervous. I'm meeting your sister Madeline and I have to find all the right words to tell her how much I adore you. Henry: Yes, darling. You don't have to go overboard, though, okay? Vienna: But, Henry, you saved me! Because of you, I'm out of legal trouble with the prince. Henry: No, no, I really didn't do anything. Vienna: Of course you did. You allowed me to sign over all my money to you. Henry: Yes, anything for you, my beautiful baklava. Vienna: I cannot wait to meet your sister. I'm sure I'll love Madeline almost as much as I love you, Henry. And Madeline, she'll love me. And she'll be the little sister I've always wanted. Where is she? Henry: I think she's inside. Vienna: Let's go get her! Henry: No, no, no, no. You know, I checked around back and the lights are all off. I think they're asleep. Vienna: Oh. Well, we must awaken them immediately. Henry: No, I'll tell you what, let's awaken them tomorrow, like noonish. Vienna: But today is a special occasion. Today is the declaration of our love. Henry: I know, darling. I know. That's why we should wait for the daylight to celebrate. Don't you think tomorrow? Vienna: I suppose. Henry: Okay. Vienna: No, no, no. We must celebrate tonight. I'm gonna knock on the door, and I'm gonna ring the bell. [ Knocking ] Henry: No, no, I -- Vienna: Madeline?
Vienna: Knock harder. Henry: I don't think that's such a good idea. What, with them asleep and everything -- Vienna: Henry, are you embarrassed by me? Henry: What? What? Are you kidding me? I'm in awe of you. You're so full of fire and life, and so gracious and loving -- Vienna: Then why won't you awaken your sister and introduce me? Henry: I want to. But I don't want her to meet you when she's half-asleep. I want her to be wide-awake, so she can prepare herself to be amazed. You're so dazzling. I want you. Vienna: Oh, I want you, too. Oh. Henry: Here? Vienna: Right here. Where else? Henry: Oh, yes, my sexy, sizzling strudel -- no, no, no. No, no, no. Vienna: I want to be naked with you in the moonlight. Henry: All right, if you say so. Oh, no, no, no. No, no. Vienna: What's wrong? Henry: What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong, is the family inside. Margo's is -- oh, my god. Margo is the chief of detectives, see, and Tom -- Tom just -- he has a heart condition. So, if he walks out here and sees you bathed in nothing but moonlight, he's going to have a heart attack. And then Margo's going to have to arrest you for not concealing this deadly weapon. Let's just go back to the room. What do you say? Vienna: Oh, but how can I wait that long? Henry: It's just a short drive, my bounteous, beauteous -- oh, my goodness, I don't want you in trouble with the law, okay? Not again. I want to protect my little lollipop. Vienna: Oh, that makes me want you even more. Oh, in private, where only you can hear my screams of ecstasy. Henry: Oh, let's go. Let's go. Let's go, let's go!
Vienna: Hey. Brad: Hello. Vienna: Hello, brad. It's good seeing you. Brad: It is so good to see you. So, I guess you wrangled yourself out of that financial legal trouble you were in? Vienna: Yes, with a little help from a good friend of mine. Brad: Well, welcome back. Vienna: Hey -- what are you doing? Brad: Kissing you. Vienna: Oh, Henry. Henry: Hi. Vienna: What took you so long to park the car? I missed you. Henry: I missed you, my sweet. Brad: What the hell? Vienna: Oh, brad. Do you know my Henry? Brad: Your what? Vienna: Angels sent him from heaven to save me. Because of him, I have been spared from the prince's anger. Because of Henry, I finally know what true love is.
Brad: You're seriously telling me that you're in love with this guy? Vienna: Yes. Henry is the most amazing man on this planet. Brad: Baby, you haven't had the best yet. So, how can you judge. I mean, we just need to spend some time together. Vienna: You know, brad, you are handsome and buff, but you've given me nothing. Henry, he gave me my freedom and protected my assets. Brad: Yeah. Oh, really? Assets? How did you do that, huh, Henry? Henry: I hate to cut this short, but my precious peach and I have some alone time upstairs. Vienna: Oh, no. It's okay, darling. I do owe brad and tiny, little explanation. Would you like to hear how Henry saved me? Brad: I would love to. Vienna: My brilliant Henry -- he inspired me to sign over all of my money to and him. And that way, the prince, he had to drop the suit against me because I have nothing for him to sue me for. Isn't Henry the most divine man on this planet? Brad: I get it. Hey, I totally get it. So, he's really not your lover. He's more like a living breathing ATM machine. Henry: Whatever, whatever. Come on, Vienna. Let's go. Vienna: Of course, he is my lover. I mean, that's why I fell head over heels and signed over all my worldly goods to him. Brad: Yeah, I'm not the feds. You can drop the act and we can pick up where we left off. Vienna: We didn't leave off anything, brad. You know, we were done. Ka-put. You were merely a stepping stone on my way to find the true love of my life. Brad: This guy -- this softy -- Vienna: There is nothing soft about my Henry. Henry: That's okay, Vienna. Katie: No, it's not. As usual, brad is acting like an expert, when he clearly has no clue. But, there is no one better that I know in this world than Henry. Vienna: Well, he's mine now. Katie: So, you've said and said and said. No, you listen. Henry is loyal and strong and passionate, which makes him more of man than you could ever hope to be.
Henry: Thank you for standing up for me back there. That meant a lot, Katie. Katie: I'm still worried about you. Vienna: Why? Katie: I'm worried that you'll get distracted by the next passing stud and dump this really great guy. Vienna: Oh, and make the same mistake that you did, you mean? No, I don't think so. Shall we go, my love? Henry: I thought you wanted more champagne? Vienna: All I want more is you. [ Henry laughs ]
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