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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 Henry and Vienna have made up in the church and were locked in by Matt, who was planning to burn it down at Gray's bidding. He has a change of heart and unlocks the door. Henry and Vienna head back to the Lakeview to celebrate. After a brief run-in with Brad and Bonnie, they head up to their room (actually Katie's room because they lost theirs) to continue the celebration. Today’s episode was directed by Sonia Blangiardo. No writer listed due to writer's strike.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Vienna: Oh, no, Henry. Henry: What? Vienna: We shouldn't. Henry: What -- what do you mean we shouldn't? The door is locked. Nobody can get in. It's just you, me, and the pulpit. Vienna: No, it doesn't feel right. Henry: Baby, baby, you always feel right. Vienna: No, I didn't mean that, silly. Henry: Yeah? Well, what did you mean? Hmm? Vienna: I feel a little uncomfortable because of him. Henry: You told me you were over Gray? Vienna: Well, I am. I mean him. Henry: What do you -- oh, him. Oh, him. Him, oh. Oh, uh, no, no, I don't think he's going to mind at all. I mean, isn't he all about peace and love? And aren't we making peace by making love? I'm sure the big guy is looking down and smiling right now. Vienna: Oh, well when you put it that way.
Henry: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Vienna: What? Henry: Wait. Vienna: What? Henry: Did you hear that? [ Door creeks ] Vienna: Oh, no! People are coming to pray, and we're in here sinning. Henry: No, no, sweetie, we're not sinning, but let's get dressed. What do you say? Huh? Vienna: All right. Okay. Oh, wait, wait. Okay. Dear, god, thank you for bringing my Henry back into me -- Henry: Yes. Vienna: In my life. Henry: Yeah, amen, amen, amen. Why don't you say we go? We got a bed waiting.
Henry: Hey. Brad: Henry, Vienna. Henry: Hey. Bonnie: We were just talking about you two. Brad: What is going on? Vienna: We are very happy because we kissed and made up. Henry: Actually, we did more than that, and in the eyes of god. Vienna: Shh! Brad: Wow. Congratulations, you two! Henry: Okay. Okay! Oh, look, we're celebrating. Drinks are on me. Brad: Oh, yes! Vienna: Brad, can you join us? Bonnie: No, we have someplace to be. We have to meet Alison and Casey. Right, Brad? Brad: Listen, listen. You take care of this little lady, right? And, Vienna, take good care of my buddy. Vienna: Mm-hmm. Brad: All right? Okay. Henry: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bartender: For the happy couple. Vienna: Vintage. That's so sweet, Henry, you ordered ahead. Henry: Oh, I wish I had, but I didn't. Who sent that? Bartender: It was left on reserve for you, courtesy of Gray Gerard.
Vienna: How nice of Gray to send champagne. Henry: Gray doesn't do anything remotely nice. Vienna: Oh, come on. You have to admit, it was a very generous gesture. Obviously, he has accepted that I chose you over him because he wants me to be happy with you. Henry: I'll pass. So will she. Vienna: Oh, come on, Henry, it's a celebration. Henry: The man almost ruined my life. All right? And I'm not celebrating with anything that has his name on it.
Brad: Look at the two lovebirds. Warms the heart. So are you ready to celebrate? Henry: Join us, bonnie. Come on. Brad: I'm going to go order. You still doing shots? Bonnie: Yeah. Mm-hmm. Henry: Oh, and, Brad -- I'll join you. You want a little advice from the newly reconciled? Brad: No offense, Henry, I'm cool. Henry: Well, you're going to get it anyway. All right, you can't fool me. I've been there with a little lady named Katie. Brad: Been where? Henry: On the rebound. You're not going to mend the broken heart by jumping head first into another relationship. Brad: Watch me. Bartender, can I get two shots of tequila?
Vienna: Everyone knows that Brad is hopelessly in love with Katie. Doesn't it bother you, dating someone else's man? Bonnie: Didn't I hear that you were living it up with Gray Gerard like a minute ago? Henry must not mind. He must be used to being two-timed. No wonder you two are so wonderful together.
Vienna: For your information, Gray Gerard did not reject me. I rejected Gray, because I want to be with my true love, my soul mate, my Henry. Bonnie: Oh, give me a break. Vienna: But then again, you wouldn't know anything about true love. Would you? How long were you married to Isaac Jenkins? A minute and a half? Henry and I are forever. Bonnie: No, Vienna, diamonds are forever. And that's all you want. Cold, hard, cash so you can buy more diamonds. Brad: Okay, okay, okay. Bonnie: You are so shallow. Brad: Hey, ladies, come on. Come on. Put away the boxing gloves. Come on. Here, here, here. Here, here, right over here. There you go. Here's your shot. Hey, look, you got champagne. You're not even drinking it? Henry: Yeah, well, that was a gift from Gray Gerard. And any gift from that slime ball is bound to be tainted at best. So, who knows what would happen if drank it. Brad: You know what, I don't like the guy either, but booze is booze, and free booze is better. Henry: All right. Suit yourself. Brad: This is vintage year. Henry: Yeah, well -- Brad: Mmm. [ Brad gasping ] Henry: Brad? Brad? Vienna: Come on, Brad. Brad, what's wrong? Henry: Brad? Brad? Bonnie: Oh my god! Brad! I'm not falling for the quick fix diet. Henry: Oh my god, he's been poisoned. Vienna, Vienna, call 911, and hurry! I knew Gray wouldn't send us a bottle of champagne unless he was up to something. Brad! Brad, are you -- can you hear me, Brad? Brad, are you okay? Brad, Brad -- [ Brad makes kissing noises ] Brad, what the hell? [ Brad laughing hysterically ] Bonnie: Oh my gosh, Brad! Vienna: You're such a -- Brad: Oh, yes! Yes! Henry: It's not funny, Brad. Brad, that's not funny. Brad: Oh, come on! Lighten up a little bit! Henry: No, no, no. If you'd been tortured by Gray Gerard -- I mean, look at my wrists! If you'd been tortured like I have been tortured, you would not have gone there. Vienna, god, Vienna, my love, my sweet, why don't we continue this celebration upstairs? Vienna: Oh, well, that's a good idea. Henry: Yeah. Not funny, Brad!
Katie: Oh, there's never anything good on TV. [ Henry and Vienna giggling ] Vienna: Oh, oh, oh. Katie: Uh, guys. Guys! Henry: Whoa, bubbles, oh, I'm so sorry. Vienna: We didn't know you were here. Henry: We had no idea. Katie: Uh, that's okay. It's nice to see you're back together. How did that happen? Henry: It's a long story. Katie: And you have better things to do, I know. Vienna: Well, we want to celebrate our reunion. Henry: Yes, in another room, of course. Katie: No, stay! Stay, it's not like I had big plans tonight. Henry: No, we are not kicking you out of your room. Katie: Stay! I insist. Enjoy.
Vienna: Promise me you will always be like this from now on. Henry: I wish. But everybody's got to get out of bed sometime. Vienna: You know what I mean. Promise me that you will never, ever let me lose my way again. Henry: Hey, it was partly my fault. I mean, I drove you into the arms of another man. Vienna: I thought you didn't love me anymore. I'll never stop loving you. Henry: All right. Let's just chalk it up to a learning experience. What do you say? Let's make a pact to forget about the bad and concentrate on the good. Vienna: Well, listen to you. Henry: Mm-hmm. Vienna: You know, for a long time I felt like that little girl in the fairy tale. That left her alone and got lost in the woods. And then the birds ate all the crumbs. Henry: Sweetheart, I got to tell you, Gretel never looked like this. Vienna: I wanted to find my way back to you so badly, but I couldn't. I almost gave up hope, but then -- you found me. Henry: You know what the poet says? "God is in his heaven, and all is right with the world." Vienna: You know, the most important thing is -- when you know where you are, that this is where you belong. Right? Henry: In a matter of speaking. It's not our place. Remember we're at Katie's? Vienna: Poor Katie. We kind of kicked her out, didn't we? Henry: Yeah. We did kind of kick her out. I don't know. We'll make it up to her somehow. In fact, I -- no, scratch that. Vienna: What? Henry: Oh, I -- I was about to say that we could treat her to a month's worth of dinners on the house, but then I remember that we don't have the diner. Vienna: Please don't. Don't remind me. Please. It makes me sad. Henry: Come on. Don't tell me you miss that old, greasy spoon. Vienna: Yeah, but it was our greasy spoon. It was our greasy spoon. We made it. We created it, together. We made it our own. Henry: What is it about you that can make the words greasy spoon -- so -- damn -- sexy?
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