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Wednesday, March 18, 2009 Vienna has taken several pregnancy tests and she announces to Brad and Katie that she's pregnant! Again, Henry and Katie feel a bit left out. Today’s episode was directed by John O'Connell and written by David A. Levinson.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Katie: I'm just wondering if the procedure worked. Do you think it did? Brad: We'll know soon enough. Katie: Yeah, but I want to know now. I want to know if it did or it didn't so I can know how I'm supposed to be feeling. Brad: Either way, I think it's all right to be excited about this. Katie: No, it's not. Brad: Why not? Katie: Because what if I get all excited and it doesn't work? Brad: If it doesn't work, we'll keep trying. Katie: For how long? Brad: For as long as it takes. Look at me. We are going to have a baby. I know it. I feel it. I love you. Katie: I'll get it. Hey! What are you guys doing here? Vienna: We're pregnant. Katie: What? Are you sure? Vienna: Yes! They're all positive. See, one for each of us. We're having a baby! Katie: Oh, my God!
Katie: So, Vienna, did you tell the doctor yet? Vienna: No. I wanted you and Brad to be the first ones to know. After Henry of course. Henry: Lucky me. Katie: It worked the first time. It's amazing! Vienna: No, it's fate! Brad: Are you forgetting these are my boys we were talking about? They knew how much we were counting on them. Henry: I thought we were done talking about your famous boys. Vienna: What's wrong with you? Henry: Nothing. Brad’s contribution was appreciated, but it's done now. Brad: A toast. A toast. And for once in my life, I'm at a loss for words. So, just a simple thank you. Thank you for our baby, for giving us a chance to be parents. You know how long Katie and I have been wanting this, and without you, it would not be possible. So, to you, Vienna, and to you, Henry. The best two friends anyone could have. Katie: Yeah. Brad: Thank you. Vienna: Oh, and most importantly, to Sven or Inga. All: To Sven or Inga.
Vienna: Let me help you. You're carrying precious cargo in there. Let's get this on you. Katie: If you need anything, let us know. Don't hesitate. Vienna: Don't worry, he'll take excellent care of me, whatever I need. Henry: That's how I roll. Ready to go. Katie: Thank you does not even begin to scratch the surface. Vienna: It's my greatest pleasure.
Vienna: Okay. What are you doing? Henry: Don't tell me you've forgotten my signature move. Vienna: No, I know what you're doing. But we can’t. Get off the bed. Henry: What? Why? Vienna: Because of Sven. Henry: Sven the sigoat? Vienna: Don't call the baby names. Henry: What's going on here? Vienna: I'm just worried that love-making will hurt the baby. Henry: I'm afraid that not making love will hurt me. Vienna: Henry, you're an adult. Henry: Yes. With some very adult needs. Vienna: I'm sorry, but right now we need to put the baby first. Henry: For how long? You're going to be pregnant for nine months! Vienna: I know, and it's going to be so wonderful! Henry: Not if it's going to be like this. Vienna: What? Henry: You promised me nothing was going to change for us. Vienna: Well, nothing has changed. Henry: We're not making love. As far as I'm concerned, that's the biggest change there is!
Vienna: Henry, please don't be mad at me. I'm just worried about the baby. Henry: Mad? I'm not mad at all, but since we're not going to do the horizontal mambo, I thought I would read my book and maybe get some ideas for a sequel. Vienna: Henry, let's talk about this. Henry: Okay, let's talk. Pregnant women have sex all the time. It's a well-documented fact. Vienna: I'm sorry I upset you. Henry: How sorry? Vienna: Oh, Henry! Henry: You're the one touching my arm! Vienna: Maybe I should pour you a martini? Maybe a drink or two would make you feel better? Or better yet, you should sit down, make yourself comfortable. Henry: You're touching me again. This is not good. Vienna: Sit. Okay. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Now imagine you're on a train, traveling the European countryside. Henry: Is this story for me or for you? Vienna: Shh. You have been on that train for days, hours, lonely hours. Now suddenly, a beautiful young lady sits down right across from you. Henry: Lord, have mercy. Vienna: And there's something wrong with this beautiful woman. Henry: She's pregnant? Vienna: No! She's a woman of virtue. Henry: I think you're missing the point of the story you're trying to tell. Vienna: But Henry, she likes you. She loves your wavy brown hair and the arch of your eyebrow and your sexy shoulders and it makes her want you really, really, really bad. Henry: But her virtue -- but her virtue. Vienna: Oh, virtue's easily can be compromised. There are ways around it. Henry: Wait, what ways? Vienna: Ways that a proper lady shouldn't indulge in, even though she wants to. Henry: Then she should reconsider. It will make her a well-rounded person. Vienna: If she does, you have to promise never to breathe a word of this to anyone.
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