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Friday, March 28, 2008

Vienna is arrested by the FBI because they think she has information about Gray (aka Gerald Nevins) money.  The only information she has is that Gray took a lot of phone calls in the kitchen at Al's.  After a quick search, the FBI finds Gray's bank account number hidden in the kitchen, and Vienna is free to go.

Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum.  No writer listed due to writer's strike.

 

Transcripts from TVMegasite

Henry: Ah, these have been the best two days of my life.

Vienna: Oh, mine, too.

Henry: Yeah? What are you thinking about? Your not thinking about Gray, are you?

Vienna: Actually, I was thinking about the necklace he gave me.

Henry: Oh. I thought you agreed to give that back.

Vienna: I did. I returned all the jewelry. But somehow this was left behind.

Henry: Oh come on.

Vienna: Oh, I know the sight of this elegantly cut, and very, very rare gems make you furious and frustrated. But don't forget that this little beauty cost a fortune.

Henry: Don't remind me, baby.

Vienna: Oh, Henry. You're way more worth to me than this silly little necklace, even one that's our ticket to easy street.

Henry: Yeah? Easy street?

Vienna: Well, this must be worth at least --

Henry: Whaaaa -- that's a lot of martinis.

Vienna: Well, I don't care what we do about the money, as long as we do it together!

Henry: Come here.

[Knocking] Go away!

FBI Agent: FBI, open up!

 

FBI Agent: I'm here to seize Gerald Nevins' financial assets.

Vienna: Well, that's impossible. I don't have anything that belonged to Gray, or Gerald, or whatever his name is.

FBI Agent: What's this?

Vienna: Well, that's mine. Gray gave it to me. It was a gift.

Henry: Look, we don't know anything about his money. Why don't you ask him? If you can find him. Which you should be out doing right now, instead of harassing us.

FBI Agent: Nevins is dead, and we need to locate his assets. Right now, she's our best lead. So, where's the money?

Vienna: I don't know.

FBI Agent: Vienna Hyatt, you're under arrest.

Henry: What?

Vienna: No.

Henry: No, no, no, no, no. Come on.

Vienna: Henry help me!

Henry: I -- I --

FBI Agent: Here we go.

Vienna: Henry! Can you do something?

 

Henry: All right, where is she? Where's Vienna?

Bonnie: Okay, pipe down, Henry. You're not helping things.

Henry: Oh, I'm sorry if I'm not behaving as calmly as you would like me to Bonnie, but the love of my life was just ripped out of my arms by a very unpleasant man with a gun!

Bonnie: Dallas, did the FBI bring in Vienna Hyatt?

Dallas: Yeah, they're questioning her now.

Bonnie: Have they charged her, yet?

Dallas: No, I don't think so. At least, not yet anyway. But they're pretty sure she's got something to hide. Like a great big stash of Gerald Nevins's dirty money.

Henry: This is -- this is crazy, okay? Vienna is innocent!

[Margo crying]

[Rubber gloves snapping off]

Vienna: Why are you keeping me here? I told you I'm innocent. I don't know anything about what Gray did with his money.

Bonnie: Unless you have a warrant for ms. Hyatt's arrest, you're going to have to release my client.

FBI Agent: Nice try. I'm the federal Agent. I'm in charge here.

Dallas: I don't think so.

 

Bonnie: On what charges are you holding my client?

FBI Agent #2: How does obstruction of justice sound?

Bonnie: Based on what? Look, I know Vienna. She doesn't really have a head for figures. She probably doesn't even know where Nevins stashed his money.

Dallas: And if you guys followed procedure, you should've checked in with the local pd. All right, Nevins committed his crime spree in our jurisdiction.

FBI Agent #1: Where the hell do you two think you're going?

 

Bonnie: Unless you are planning to charge my client, she is under no obligation to stay here, especially --

Henry: Bonnie. Bonnie. Bonnie. All right, I'm sorry to interrupt here, but can I have the floor? Look, you're wasting your time here, all right? Vienna doesn't have anything -- any kind of information that could help you, and if she did, she'd tell you. Trust me, she's one of the most honest people I know. She has no reason to lie. Gerald Nevins means nothing to her. I'm her fiancee.

Vienna: You are? I am?

FBI Agent #1: She may know more than she realizes. Tell us about Nevins.

Vienna: I told you. He never spoke of business in front of me. And whenever we were at al's, when he received a phone call, he would excuse himself and go into the kitchen.

Henry: The kitchen?

FBI Agent #2: It's worth a shot.

Henry: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

FBI Agent #2: Let's go.

 

Vienna: I should have known Gray was up to something. No man voluntarily spends that much time in the kitchen.

Henry: Not the usual hangout for a gangster.

FBI Agent #2: Oh, bingo! I've got it.

Henry: Got it? Got what?

FBI Agent #2: Swiss bank account. With any luck, I just found the mother lode.

Henry: Hey, that's great. But excuse me -- what about all this mess? Who's going to clean this up?

 

Henry: I just -- I'm totally kidding. I'm sure you guys have plenty of important things to do. You got to go out there and catch some bad guys and that sort of thing. I'll take care of all of this. In fact, I don't know why I should even care, because the place belongs to Gray.

FBI Agent #1: You signed it over to him. I've got the deed.

Henry: Yeah, yeah, long story. I lost it in a poker game.

FBI Agent #1: Forget it ever happened. Now we're even.

Vienna: The diner --

Henry: We got it back.

[Both laugh]

 

[Glasses clink]

Brad: Wait, wait, wait, you're having a party and you didn't invite me?

Henry: We're celebrating.

Vienna: We got the diner back.

Brad: Congratulations. That is the second best news I've heard all day. Parker was cleared of all charges.

Henry: Ahh!

Vienna: Isn't it wonderful, Henry? We're surrounded by miracles. Please, share in our happiness. When we go get some pepparkakor to celebrate.

Henry: I'll help, my sweet.

Bonnie: Do you think their joy is contagious?

Brad: Only in the way that it's making me sick.

 

Bonnie: What did Katie do now?

Brad: Is it that obvious? I'm sorry. You know, I sound like a broken record.

Bonnie: No, you know what? It's okay. I know the score. You're a good guy. You're just hung up on Katie.

Vienna: Don't tell me you're giving up on love.

Bonnie: Nope. I am still looking. Because I'd hate to think that you snagged the only good guy out there.

Henry: Aww.

Vienna: Oh, well, Henry is all mine. So back off. I am the world's luckiest person because I have the sweetest lover.

Henry: Yes. Yes, you are the world's luckiest person, you know that?

Vienna: And?

Henry: And?

Vienna: Your fiancee? You said so.

Henry: I, uh -- it was just a figure of speech, my darling.

Vienna: What are you talking about?

 

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