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Wednesday, April 4, 2007 Vienna convinces Henry to make up with Katie, while Brad plots to stop Henry and Vienna's wedding. Today’s episode was directed by Sonia Blangiardo and written by Richard Culliton.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Vienna: Darling, there you are. I've been so worried. Henry: Worried? Vienna: Yes, whenever you're out of my sight, I keep thinking about all those beautiful women who throw themselves at you -- tempting you. Henry: Yeah, that's my lot in life. Vienna: I know you're hiding something. And more than that, I know exactly what it is. Henry: You do? Vienna: Mm-hmm. And I think it's very, very, very sweet, although, you shouldn't be doing that type of shopping all by yourself. Henry: Huh? Vienna: Okay. You can take it out and slip it on my finger. Henry: You know what, I don't think we're on the same page. Vienna: Of course, we are. Open the box, and put it on my finger. Henry: Okay. Do you want jelly or powdered sugar?
Vienna: We get engaged and this prompts you to buy -- doughnuts? Henry: I usually get doughnuts when I'm nervous. Vienna: But why are you nervous? Oh, it's because I proposed, isn't it? Because you're very traditional. Henry: Yeah, I guess -- I guess that's it. Vienna: What's more traditional is an engagement ring. Henry: I'm really sorry. I had no idea that you wanted one. Vienna: Oh, it's not important. What's more important is that my beloved Henry is unhappy. Henry: Of course, I'm unhappy. They didn't have any crullers. Vienna: No, it's not that. You're upset about the fight you had with Katie. Henry: No, I'm not upset about that. I'm not going to be upset about having a fight with someone that I can't stand. She's egotistical, and arrogant, and selfish. And if you look under selfish under the dictionary, there's a picture of her. Vienna: Henry, you're not going to be happy until the two of you get this settled. Henry: I'm not settling anything with her, until she realizes that you and I love one another and belong together. Vienna: Sweetheart, think about it. Her husband ran away. Her lover ran away. And you're blissfully happy. You know, take the high road. And cut her some slatch. Henry: Slack. I never expected you to be so generous with Katie. Vienna: Well, you're in for a lot of surprises. And you know what? We are lucky, Henry. Because we have each other. So, we can afford to be generous and forgiving. Henry: I think I'm going to buy you a very big ring. Vienna: You do know, don't you, that I am just being little bit selfish, too, right? Henry: Selfish? Vienna: Uh-huh. I want our wedding to be perfect and she's your best friend. Oh, I have it. Henry: You have what? Vienna: Ask Katie to be your best man. That will bring that beautiful smile back on your face.
Henry: You want Katie to be my best man? Vienna: Yes, she will be adorable. I can see her now, in a little tuxedo, and that little top hat -- Henry: A top hat? Vienna: And she will have to look after you and the rings, so she won't have time to think about her own failed marriages. Henry: Yeah, are you sure this is such a good idea? Vienna: Yes. And a better idea is for you to go out and find her. You need friends, Henry. Not doughnuts. Henry: I don't know if she'll talk to me. I mean, when I left her she was pretty mad. Vienna: But you were defending me and that was very sweet. But go and find her and take back everything you said and let her be a part of our happiness. Henry: Did you order room service? Vienna: No. Katie: Vienna, Henry? It's me, Katie. Vienna: You see? She was just as upset about the fight as you were. Henry: Hi. Katie: Hi. Listen, I'm really sorry. Henry: I'm sorry about what I said. I didn't mean it. Katie: I really am happy for you. Henry: You actually sound like you really mean that. Katie: I do. Vienna: Katie, how nice of you to drop by, please come in. Katie: Thank you. I want to start out by saying, congratulations to you because you have nabbed yourself one hell of a husband. Vienna: Oh, thank you. Katie: And secondly, I have good news. Jack said that Emma said that you guys could get married at the farm. Vienna: Oh, that makes us so happy, doesn't it? Henry: Yes, yes, yes it does. Thank you for stopping by. Katie: Oh, and I know this might be a bad time. If it is, just say so, but I was wondering if -- I thought -- Vienna: You need to spend some time with Henry. You two have a lot to talk about, it's fine. I was just about to soak in a bathtub, so take your time. Katie: Thanks. Vienna: And take the doughnuts, too. Because Henry is all the temptation I need. Henry: Ohh. Do you know what you are? You are a decent broad. Vienna: A decent broad. I like that. Now go and don't forget to ask her you-know-what. Henry: I'll see what I can do. So, Katie, what do you want to do? Katie: Well, Henry I don't know, what do you want to do? Vienna: I managed to make him happy and put her in a man's suit for my wedding.
Katie: I thought you didn't like apple cinnamon. Henry: They were out of crullers. Because of you. You're the reason they're out of crullers. Katie: When you have a really horrible fight with a friend, you have to have a cruller. Henry: Yeah, you bought all of them, though. Katie: It was a very horrible fight. Henry: You're right. I know you were just trying to be honest with me. And I'm sorry I said what I said. Katie: Maybe you went a little far when you said that I didn't know what friendship was? Henry: Well, no, not exactly. See, I said that after you -- yes, I went a little too far. Katie: Friends again? Henry: Always been friends, always been friends. Just we were friends that were mad at each other. Katie: I know, it threw me. Oh, I don't know if you know this, but Vienna and I sometimes don't get along. Henry: No. Katie: But she loves you, you say she loves you, and so maybe she's not as self-centered, vain and tacky as I thought. Henry: You know, when you showed up, she was telling me I needed to find you and make up with you because I was unhappy without my best friend. Katie: Well, now I feel really good about slamming her behind her back. Henry: She had an idea, too. I think it's a good one. She wants you to be the best man. Katie: Ah, just so she can see me in a suit at her wedding. Henry: Well, I hope that won't keep you from saying yes. I'm really pretty nervous about this, I am. And I'd feel much better with you by my side. Katie: Can I come to the bachelor party? And I don't want to jump out of the cake. I want to be one of the guys. Henry: Oh, please. In a million years, Peretti, you will never, ever be one of the guys. Katie: All right, I'll do it. Henry: Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great. You know, Marlene Dietrich -- she pulled off a tux. She wasn't half as pretty as you are. Katie: I know. [ Henry laughs ] Okay, I'm thinking Vienna would like bottom, third from the right. Henry: I don't think that one's big enough. Katie: It's not about big. She has plenty of big diamonds. She needs flawless. And her hands are beautiful and long and elegant. She needs something classy. Henry: That was a very nice thing for you to say. Katie: Well, I figured if she can be classy, I can be classy.
Vienna: Get off me! Brad: You see. You know what? I knew you couldn't keep up the act. Vienna: I fell! And it was an accident! Brad: There are no accident. Don't you see? As hard as you tried, you couldn't send me away? Vienna: Well, we'll see about that! Henry: Hey, Vienna, I --
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