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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 Katie is helping Henry and Vienna plan their quickly approaching wedding. Henry is getting cold feet, and excuses himself to the lounge to have a few martinis. He runs into an old gambling buddy and decides to play a game. Unfortunately, the cops find out and arrest everyone, including Henry! Today’s episode was directed by Habib Azar and written by Judy Tate.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Katie: All right, the printer says he can put a super rush on the announcements. Vienna: Oh, wonderful. And I can get any color I want? Katie: Yeah, as long as we get the text to him as soon as possible. Oh, those were definitely the way to go. That way, all of your friends can feel like they were a part of the wedding, even though they weren't here. Vienna: You know, I did shorten the guest list, because Henry, he thought a smaller wedding would be more personal. Didn't you, my love? You know, you have a such a way with words, Henry, maybe you can be in charge of the announcements. Henry: Me? I wouldn't know what to say, Vienna. Vienna: Yeah. Katie: Just something like, Vienna Hyatt and Henry Coleman have the honor of announcing -- no, that's too formal. Vienna and Henry -- Vienna: They've committed themselves to each other for eternity. Katie: It's not so easy planning a wedding overnight, is it? We've got the menu, the flowers -- oh, you should talk to Maddie about what she's going to wear. Vienna: Yes. Katie: Henry? Henry: I'm working on it. Working on it. Katie: Something's going on with you, isn't it? Don't answer that. Because I know exactly what it is. B-r-a-d? Henry: Uh, well -- Katie: It's okay. Don't worry about a thing. Jack took care of everything. He made sure that brad will stay at least two feet away from Vienna, okay? Henry: Okay. Katie: It's all taken care of. All right, what do you think about the menu selection? Vienna: I love the tarragon veloute with the truffle infusion, but I'm not sure if Henry will agree with me. What do you feel about truffles, Henry? Where did he go?
Katie: There's the groom. Henry: Ah! Katie: Oh, multiple martinis for breakfast? Are you sure you're okay? Henry: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just got some pre-wedding jitters, you know? Katie: It's moving pretty fast, huh? Henry: Ooh -- Katie: Well, Vienna and I have the menu pretty settled and the flowers -- Henry: Yeah, great. If you could just do something about warming up my feet, we'll be great. Katie: You're really that nervous? Henry: I just -- I feel like I'm taking the road test again after I've already failed it. Katie: You didn't fail our marriage, Henry. Henry: Well, how long did it last? A couple of months? Vienna's expectations are very high. And I'm just scared I'm going to disappoint her. Katie: Vienna does not need perfection, she needs you. Henry: Well, thank you for flattering me. That was -- that was lovely, Katie -- Katie: You know that came out wrong. The important thing is that Vienna is crazy about you. You don't have to worry about this marriage sticking. Henry: Okay, good. I needed to hear that. That's good. Katie: Vienna's very sure about what she wants. As long as you're sure, too -- Henry: Of course I'm sure -- Katie: Because if you're not, you can tell me. That's what the best man is for, right? Henry: Hey, why would I not want to marry her? She is gorgeous. I'm crazy about her. She loves me more than I could ever possibly dream of. I'm just -- I'm a little jittery, all right? Katie: Okay. All right. Good. Well, let's go. Henry: Go where? Katie: Your fitting for your tux. Henry: Oh, right. Don't you have your show to shoot? Katie: Yeah, I'm having the tailor come to the studio. That way, we can fit this in between shooting. Henry: Wow. You think of everything. That's great, that's great. Katie: You're my best friend, Henry. I want this wedding to be everything that you and Vienna dreamed of. Henry: Okay. You know what? Why don't I meet you there? I should go up and touch base with Vienna, because she's probably wondering why I left like that. Katie: Okay, but hurry. Gambler: Henry? Henry: Mum Eddie. What are you doing here? Gambler: Looking for the king of high stakes action.
Henry: Yeah, didn't you get my message? I'm not seeing much action these days. Gambler: The Balzo brothers are in from Chicago, Penthouse B. Pot limit, Omaha. No table limits. And a seat crying your name. Vienna: Henry? Gambler: So, what's been keeping you away? Henry: Hey -- Vienna: There you are. Henry: Hi, honey. Vienna: Hey, I don't think we've met. Would you like to introduce me to your friend? Henry: Yeah, Eddie, Vienna. Vienna, this is Eddie. Vienna: Hello. He's awfully quiet. Henry: Yeah, yeah, that's why they call him mum Eddie. I haven't gotten five sentences out of him in all the years I've known him. Vienna: Well, maybe you should invite him to the wedding, maybe he'll open - Henry: No, no, no, no -- that's not -- that's not a very good idea. What did you want, sweetie? Vienna: Okay, your sister, she's a doll. She's meeting me at the store. She's going to help me pick out my dress. But what do you think about these? Henry: Oh, I think -- oh, yeah, that's lovely, lovely. Of course, you look stunning in anything. Vienna: Oh, you always say the right thing. Meanwhile, would you mind looking at this? Henry: Yeah, what is this? Vienna: It's a list of the songs. We need one song for our first dance. And I just seem to be having a problem deciding, so, you with your sense of romance, please? Henry: Yes, I am very romantic. I'll pick a song, of course. I can do that. Yes. Vienna: Great. Well, I'll miss you. I'll miss you. Bye. Gambler: That hottie, the reason you're not up for my game? Henry: Yeah, yeah, hold on a second, Eddie. Who says I'm not up for the game? Why don't you count me in?
Jack: Yeah, well, next time, leave the Balzo brothers in Chicago, you got that? Gambler: Yeah, next time. Cop: That one over there hasn't heard his rights yet. Jack: Yeah, I'll handle it. Henry, damn it! Why'd you pick the day of all days to sit down with mum Eddie and those other chuckleheads? What the hell were you thinking? Henry: Obviously, I wasn't. Just get it over with, Jack, okay? Jack: Fine. Henry Coleman, you're under arrest for conspiracy and unlawful wagering. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand that?
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