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Thursday, April 27, 2006 Today’s episode was directed by Jennifer Pepperman and written by Judith Donato.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Paul: Where is she? Henry: Oh, man. What, do I need a restraining order? Paul: What did Emily say? Henry: I don't know. She doesn't write, she doesn't call, I really don't -- ah-hah, you owe me eight bucks. Paul: You tell me where Emily is, I'll buy you a whole case of booze. Henry: I don't know. She's in Bali, yeah. Or South America. I hear New Zealand's nice this time of year. Paul: Damn it, Henry, I need to find her, okay? And I came to you because obviously she needs -- she needs help from someone. Henry: Not my help. Not my help. I told her to get away -- as far away from here as her gorgeous little legs could take her. And if I get my wish, then she's on a beach somewhere now with a mojito in one hand and her very own little Paul Ryan voodoo doll in the other.
Paul: What did she use? Henry: Use? Paul: Emily, what did she use? What's she got on you, Henry? Henry: What, I'm not capable of a little human compassion? Paul: Not unless there's a certified check involved, no. Henry: Oh, oh, that's really funny coming from the runaway groom. Paul: When did you talk to her last? Henry: A little before dusty reappeared. Hey, help me out here. Help me wrap my olives around this idea, Paul. You got a woman who loves you more than your own mother, and she's a looker, she's really easy on the eye, and she's willing to break commandments for you. Now, would you please explain to me, what is not enough for you there? Paul: If you talk to Emily, please let her know that I need to speak with her. Henry: Why? She's gonna ask -- Paul: So I can get through to her. Henry: Through to -- you tried that ace on new year's eve, you know. And there's very few people who know where and when their lives fall apart. Emily has the misfortune of knowing the exact date, place and time. So you tried to get through to her that night, you did, and you blew it, you blew it. I wouldn't press your luck, she's gotten to be a much better shot since then.
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