Tuesday, May 28,
2002

Today Henry is brought into the police station in handcuffs,
where Margo is waiting to question him. He asks her to take off the
handcuffs because he's a fainter; low blood sugar runs in his family.
Margo offers him a chair. Henry reminds Margo that he's a personal friend
of her sister Katie. Margo laughs at this and tells Henry she's
"dragged her butt down here" many times! Margo tells Henry that
Lucinda filed a complaint because she found Henry "going through her
drawers," and when she caught him, he "ran like a little
bunny." Henry just laughs and says it can only mean one thing,
"she's back on the sauce!"

Margo puts a glove on her hand and reaches toward Henry.
He asks her what the problem is, does he have dandruff or clogged pores?
But she just plucks a few hairs out of his head. "Ouch!" cries
Henry. Margo explains that some unidentified hairs were found at Rose's
house, and they need to test for a match.

Henry demands a lawyer, and
Margo tells him that he'll need one because he's going to be in "a legal
nightmare so deep you won't find your way out with a compass or a set of
coconuts." She hands him the phone and suggests
"1-800-SAVE-ME." Henry requests some privacy to make the call,
and Margo suggests her husband Tom, who is very expensive. Henry claims he
doesn't have that kind of money because "that island your sister stranded
me on had a shortage of paying jobs." Margo suggests a public
defender and tells him he'll be old by the time he gets out.

After a phone call from Lily, Margo tells Henry that Lily asked
how he was, and Lucinda was overjoyed to hear he was in custody. Henry
tells Margo he needs to ask her a question. Can they make a deal? If
he cooperates, the D.A. will go easy on him. Margo says that's up to Rose
and Lucinda. Henry says he's changed his mind, and Margo tells her fellow
cop to "throw crybaby in jail." She has decided that his
nickname in jail will be crybaby, but that just means the other guys like
him! Henry agrees that maybe he was being a little hasty. But he
can't tell her what he was looking for. He can only tell her that if he
doesn't find it, Rose is in terrible danger.

Meanwhile, Lucinda goes over to Lily and Holden's house to tell
them, along with Rose and Paul, about the break in at Rose's World Wide
office. Rose is surprised to find out it was Henry, she thought he'd be
shark bait by now! They figure out that he must have taken Rose's key,
because it's the only one missing. Paul remembers the nurse in Rose's room
at the hospital who had 5 o'clock shadow! Rose decides she's going to
"kick that cross-dressing butt of Henry's." She says, "if
there's one thing I've learned about bad guys, once they start wearing dresses
you have to nail them to the wall!" She wants to go find him
immediately, but Lily suggests they call the police.
After Lily and Rose hear that Henry is in custody, they start to
wonder about what he could want. Rose says she has nothing, not even her
diamond! A light bulb goes off for Lily and she says that maybe Rose does
have it. She starts remembering what happened at the island, and how Simon
rescued Katie but left Henry behind. "I always said Simon had good
judgement," quips Lucinda. Lily goes on to say that Henry and Katie
were there looking for the diamond, which Rose reminds her is at the bottom of
the ocean. But maybe, just maybe, says Lily, it's right here in Oakdale!
Today’s episode was directed by Scott McKinsey and
written by Meg Kelley.
Transcripts from ATWTweekly
[ Oakdale Police Station - Squad Room ]
>> Margo: [ on the phone ] Yeah, well, Dahlia Ventura's body cannot just
vanish into thin air. I don't care about that! Just - check the hospital again.
Go through the whole thing. 
[ A cop hauls a handcuffed Henry into the station ]
>> Henry: I have the right to eat wheat bran without being terrorized by
some overzealous cop! Will you remove these handcuffs? They're cutting off my
circulation.
>> Margo: Oh, I'm sorry, Henry. But first, a cup of coffee.
>> Henry: Coffee -- I am warning you -- I am -- I'm a fainter! Low blood
sugar runs rampant in my family.
>> Margo: Well, then by all means, Mr. Coleman, have a seat. Relax. 'Cause
you're gonna be here for awhile. I'll take it from here.
[ Oakdale Police Station - Squad Room ]
>> Henry: I hope you realize that I'm a personal friend of your sister
Katie.
>> Margo: Ha! You know how many times I've dragged her butt down here?
>> Henry: Flesh and blood? Shame, shame, shame.
>> Margo: Well, Henry, you're hardly one I'd go to as a moral authority,
so why don't you save your sermon?
Lucinda
Walsh filed a complaint that she caught you breaking into Worldwide, going
through her drawers.
[ Laughs ]
>> Margo: Yeah. And you know what? She said when she caught you, you ran
like a little bunny.
>> Henry: Oh. Lucinda Walsh said that?
>> Margo: Mm.
>> Henry: Oh. Oh, dear. That can mean only one thing.
>> Margo: Well, you're just dying to tell me, hmm?
>> Henry: Isn't it obvious? She's back on the sauce.
[ Oakdale Police Station - Squad Room ]
>> Henry: What is it? What, do I have dandruff? My pores clogged? [ Henry
yelps as Margo pulls a hair out of his head ] I thought torture was illegal!
>> Margo: Oh, oh. It's necessary. Evidence. 
>> Henry: From my head?
>> Margo: Well, you see, there were a few unidentified hairs at Rose
D'Angelo's. Did I mention that Rose D'Angelo's place was broken into, as well?
Yeah. So, after I haul you in for trespassing and breaking and entry, I'm gonna
take these down to the lab and see if these babies match.
>> Henry: I want a lawyer.
>> Margo: I bet you do. Because I am gonna drop you into a legal nightmare
so deep that you're not gonna be able to find your way out with a compass or a
set of coconuts. 1-800-SAVE-ME?
>> Henry: I'd like some privacy.
>> Margo: I thought you might. But what you really need is a lawyer. For
example, Tom Hughes, my husband.
He's
terribly expensive, charges by the hour, but, hey -- works for me. We got a kid
goin' to college.
>> Henry: I cannot afford Tom Hughes. That island that your sister dumped
me on? It had a shortage of paying jobs.
>> Margo: Yeah, well, then you're gonna have to go with a public defender
if there's one that's not overworked. Of course, look on the bright side -- by
the time you get out, I mean, sure, you'll be old --
>> Henry: Get out -- jail? I cannot go to jail.
>> Margo: That's what I thought. Henry, why don't you come clean? What is
it over at Rose D'Angelo's that you want so badly?
[ Oakdale Police Station - Squad Room ]
>> Margo: Isn't that nice? Lily Snyder, she called to ask how you are.
And, of course, Lucinda was overjoyed that you were in police custody.
>> Henry: Yeah, well, I -- I thought about it and I do have a question. 
>> Margo: Yeah, shoot.
>> Henry: Can we cut a deal?
>> Margo: A deal? As in you cooperate and I ask the D.A. to go easy on
you? Yeah, yeah? Well, that depends on if Rose and Lucinda decide not to press
charges. And, of course, you've got to tell them what you were looking for.
>> Henry: I've changed my mind.
>> Margo: Oh, well, too bad. Harrison? Throw crybaby into his cell. See, I
got a little bet with my colleague here that your name in jail's gonna be
crybaby.
>> Henry: My name in jail? What?
>> Margo: Yeah, yeah. It's good, though. It means that the other guys
really like you. 
>> Henry: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
>> Margo: Yes?
>> Henry: Maybe I was a little bit hasty here.
>> Margo: Oh, you think?
>> Henry: I can't tell you what it is I'm looking for.
>> Margo: That's just a shame. Bye-bye, crybaby.
>> Henry: Wait, wait, wait. I can tell you this -- if I don't find it Rose
D'Angelo is in terrible danger.
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