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Wednesday, July 4, 2007 Vienna is practicing her massage technique on Henry, who isn't enjoying it very much. But then she decides to practice on the bellboy, and Henry gets jealous! Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Judy Tate.
Transcripts from TVMegasite [The transcripts didn't catch the first scene, when Vienna is practicing her technique on Henry.]
Vienna: Oh, Henry, you don't look happy. Henry: Don't think twice about it, would you like a technique? You more than made up for it in worth work ethic. Vienna: But I've been working on you for hours and I've not relaxed you. How will we ever start a business? Henry: We'll just name this particular technique something appropriate like -- the Hannibal. Vienna: I hurt you. I know longer know my own strength. Henry: But have you so many other assets. Vienna: We can't open up a business yet. I need more practice. Henry: Yes, you do. Just not on me. Vienna: Now I have lost your trust. Henry: No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Plenty of trust here. It is just there's so many types of bodies out there. For me, let's face it. You know mine so well. I fear I have nothing left to teach you. Darling, I think I'm going to go down and take a steam -- Vienna: Yes.
Vienna: Yoo hoo. Bellboy: How can I help you, ms. Hyatt? Vienna: You can come up to my room and take off your clothes.
Vienna: You like? Bellboy: Mmmm, I like very much. Vienna: Excellent. Your body has so much character. Thanks for letting me practice on you. Bellboy: Glad I could help. Vienna: This is called the feathering. Bellboy: That's the best I've ever had. You are incredible. Henry: What's going on here? Vienna: Henry! Henry: Don't Henry me! What are you doing with Mr. Universe? Bellboy: We were just -- I mean, she was just -- Henry: I know what you were doing. Get out. Out. Out. Out. Out. And never again hold your hand out for a tip from me! Vienna: Henry! You interrupted my session. Henry: I, I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Vienna: Admit you're jealous. Henry: Jealous? I saw your hands all over that muscle-bound luggage-lugger did take me by surprise. Vienna: But it was totally innocent. You told me I should practice on other bodies, didn't you? Henry: Yes. Old bodies with warts and wrinkles and important body parts shriveled up. Vienna: I need to perfect my technique. You want our business to be perfect, don't you? You want it to be a success? Henry: Yes.
Vienna: I suppose I could limit my practice to women only. Henry: That would cut out half our potential clientele. No. No, no, no. The businessman in me won't allow me to give into my jealous nature. I'll just have to be an adult about this. Vienna: I'm proud of you, Henry. And you won't regret it. Because before you kicked out my last client, he said he loved the massage. Isn't that wonderful? My petrissage technique is going to take this town by storm! Henry: I'm -- delightful. Vienna: In the meantime, may I show you something else I've been working on? Henry: You didn't use this on the bellhop, did you? Vienna: Oh no. This is for you and you alone. Henry: Mmmmm. I think this is a beginning of a long and productive partnership.
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