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Thursday, September 13, 2007 Vienna's out of town so Henry is throwing Katie and Jack's wedding shower by himself at Al's, complete with party games and punch. Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Judy Tate.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Lily: Thank you. Do you have honeymoon plans? Katie: Oh, we haven't figured that out yet. Lily: It's never too late to plan the perfect honeymoon. Jack: No pressure there, huh? Holden: Guys, we'll even get you any hotel, anywhere you want. Lily: That's true. Katie: Really? Lily: Yes, Lisa and I have some partnerships. Jack: I'm sure it'll fit right within my budget. That's why you got involved with the law enforcement, you know, for the big bucks. Kim: Well, don't worry. I can't give her too much time off anyway. Because we need you at "Oakdale now." Jack: Whew! I've got a reprieve. Katie: No, no, wait a minute. Kim: Oh, but my darling, this is the price of fame. Unless of course, you'd like to bring one of our video crews along. Katie: No, no. No -- Kim: Okay. You know, these are really delicious. Henry: Thank you very much. But Vienna deserves all the credit. Kim: Really? Where is she? Henry: She's at a conference -- restaurant management. After the shower, it's back to business. Lily: Oh, it sounds like she's serious about making this work. Henry: Yeah, she's putting everything she's got into it. Margo: Well, of course she's got to put her all into it. Lifetime commitment this marriage thing, Katie. Katie: No, no, not me. Vienna. Margo: Oh, Jack's marrying Vienna? That's going to go so -- Jack: We're talking about Vienna's commitment to the restaurant business. Henry: Hey, Margo. Can Alison get you a drink? Margo: Oh, that would be great. Yes, anything non-alcoholic. Henry: Right, I'm working on the punch as we speak.
Katie: Henry. Henry: Bubbles, what can I do for you? Katie: Got anything to drink? Henry: Actually, I'm reviewing Vienna's famous Swedish punch recipe. Katie: Oh. What's in it? Henry: Let's see, there's lemons, there's oranges -- all that kind of good stuff. Katie: Sounds good. Henry: Yeah, it would be good, except that I'm missing one essential ingredient. Grenadine. Katie: Aw, that's too bad. Alison: Oh, Henry, I know where I can get you some grenadine. Henry: You do? Alison: Yeah, sure. If you cover for me, I'll go get you a bottle. Katie: Oh, no, Alison, you don't have to do that. Henry: Yeah, yeah, she has to do that. See, Vienna has named this "bubbles surprise" and she will skin me alive if I don't surprise you with it. Alison: I don't mind going, really. You sure you'll be able to balance? Henry: Yes, yes. Alison: You got it? Henry: Thank you. Alison: I'll be right back, guys.
Jack: Hey, brad. Brad: This is for -- this is for you and Katie. Jack: Well, thank you very much. Where you been? Brad: I was taking care of -- I just -- I spaced out on time. Jack: No biggie. No biggie. Grab a beer, Holden was just about to make an announcement. Holden: Hey, I was, but I think everybody's having too good of time to listen to the best man. What they don't know is how amazingly short I can make a toast. Henry: Can you put that on hold? I mean, not altogether, but Vienna made me promise not to make any official toasts without her special punch. Holden: Yeah, sure. Sure, whenever you're ready. Henry: Thank you, thank you.
Kim: I hate to break this up, but may I borrow the groom for a minute? Jack: Where am I going? Kim: Well, we're about to play a game and I have to prepare you. Brad: What do you mean there's no chicks popping out of any cake? What kind of -- you didn't tell me that this was chick party. Jack: I didn't know. Katie: Hey, hey, I like games. I want to play -- Henry: No, no, you're with me. We have our own prep work to do. Jack: What is happening? Kim: We're going to find out how well you and Katie actually know one another.
Jack: Thank you. Katie: Okay, so how does this work? Margo: You just answer the questions, all of them, as accurately and honestly as you can. Katie: Did Jack get the same questions? Henry: No, we made questions especially for each of you. Katie: Oh. This shouldn't take long. What is your favorite color? That's easy. Henry: It's not whether it's easy for you, but whether or not Jack can answer them. Katie: He knows me like the back of his hand. Do you have a lucky number? If so, why. Oh, he's going to get these so easily. Jack: What is your biggest pet peeve? What is your biggest secret? Katie's never going to get any of these. Brad: I don't know, I think you should call off the wedding. Kim: Am I going to have to make you sit in the corner? Brad: Only if you sit with me. I'm just saying they don't know each other as much as they should, you know? Lily: How do you think we would do on a test like that? Holden: I think we'd probably get them all right. You might not like some of the answers. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Katie: Done! Jack: I still need a couple more minutes to answer some questions. Brad: Maybe you don't know yourself as much as you think? Jack: I'm just trying to figure out how Katie would answer them. Holden: Hey, I don't know if this helps you out -- but the minute you think you know what your wife's going to say, or do, she does the exact opposite.
Alison: Henry. Henry: What? Alison: I got the grenadine! Henry: You are my heroine! Will you take that back and put it in that vile mixture that's sitting on the counter, please? Alison: Sure. And I'll doctor it up a little bit. I got a couple of ideas of my own. Henry: Bless you, my child. Kim: Okay, all right. All right. Are both sides ready? Henry: Yes, Henry Coleman representing the bride's team over here. Are we ready? [ Cheers ] Kim: And representing the groom? [ Cheers ] Brad: High five. Kim: All right. Let's let the bride go first. Brad: All right. Are you ready? What is the most unusual job Jack has ever had? Jack: Brad! Why do you have to start out with such a hard one? Brad: What are you afraid you can't trust her? Katie: No, it's not. That is so easy. You played piano at a place called Costello's. Brad: Jack played piano at a place called Costello's in St. Genevieve, Illinois. Jack: I love you! Margo: That's one for the bride! Are you keeping score here? Henry: Yes, yes, yes. One for the bride! Kim: All right. Jack: The keeper of the olives. Margo: Okay. Here's one for the groom. For your bride to be -- Katie's favorite number is 222. Why? Jack: 222? Three twos add up to six -- might have something to do with six. Brad: Come on, you're stalling. You know this one. Jack: All I can think of is a number for poison control. Margo: What? Jack: Yeah, they got a little jingle on the radio, it's like -- 2-2-2, 22. Something like that, I don't know. What's so funny? Brad: Poison? Is that your position on marriage or your final answer? Jack: Okay, no it's not. It's Katie's birthday? February 22nd. Margo: It's Katie's birthday! [ Cheers and applause ] Brad: All right that is one point for the groom! Jack: Thank you Henry. Katie: Oh that's an easy one. Jack started his career in the FBI. Jack: I'd have to say that she sleeps on the side of the bed that brings her closest to me. Katie: Okay, Jack's third grade teacher was Mrs. Wilson. And he had a secret crush on her. Jack: How could you possible know that? Brad: I remember that. Jack: I am going to have to say snickers. No, faux snickers, no, real life snickers. Henry: I have Katie ten, Jack nine! Margo: Oh, Jack it's your last question. You ready? Giddy up, boy. How long since you and your fiancée have shared a long passionate kiss. Jack: That is so easy, it's not even far. Katie: Oh my god. [ Crowd oohs ] Jack: That'd be exactly two seconds ago. Henry: I have two seconds. That's a tie. [ Cheers and applause ] Jack: You know I'd never forget your birthday. Right. Katie: I know. Jack: Okay. Brad: Congratulations, Katie. I guess, you know, you do know Jack after all. Jack: You are such a clown, you know that?
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