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Friday, October 8, 2004 Henry wakes up in the back of Nikki's car, naked and freezing. "Where the -- oh. It's so cold. This isn't my coat. This is a woman's coat. Why am I wearing -- that's all I'm wearing is a..." Henry realizes he's naked and tries to remember what happened. "Ahhh, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki -- we finally -- oh, no, the pond. You idiot. The pond -- my clothes were stolen," he says, remembering that he went skinny-dipping in the Snyder pond. "I'm gonna free -- freeze. I need some heat here." Henry finds a blue scarf and wraps it around himself, trying to get warm. "Jordan was there, you moron. Where is he? Where is -- where is everybody? Hey! Hey, somebody! Where is everybody?" calls Henry, banging on the window of the car. "What are they trying to do? Freeze me to death? Hmm? In the B.R.O. Garage?" says Henry, realizing where he is. "Great. B.R.O. -- Fabric. Fabric -- they'll have something in my size. Something -- warm and -- oh, man. And soft." Henry gets out of the car, the scarf wrapped around his waist and the jacket over his shoulders. Unfortunately, the sleeve of the jacket gets caught in the door. "Oh, that is great. Great. Come on, now. No," says Henry, pulling on the jacket. Suddenly the car alarm goes off. "Hey! Oh, that's fine! Just what I needed. Thank you, so much!" A voice says, "Step away from the car and freeze!" Henry puts his hands up in the air and stammers, "Too late -- already frozen." Henry is wearing some borrowed clothes, including a jacket that says "Police" on the back. "The bottom line is, I am not some streaking carjacker," he says to the cop, wrapping the scarf around his neck. "You're just an honest naked guy, breaking into a car," says the cop sarcastically. "Technically, I'm breaking back into the car," clarifies Henry. "Too bad for you, this is a cop's car," she says. "I know that. It's Nikki Munson's car. She was my date. All right? She's an old friend of the family. Why don't you just call her, she'll verify everything," explains Henry. The cop says they'll call her from the station. "My date isn't over yet, I still have more time," protests Henry. "Sorry, hot stuff, your time's up," says the cop, leading him away. "No, please, you can't take me away like this. You have no idea what I have been through to get here. Please, please don't do this," begs Henry as he's dragged away. Today’s episode was directed by Christopher Goutman and written by Lynn Martin.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Henry: Where the -- oh. It's so cold. This isn't my coat. This is a woman's coat. Why am I wearing -- that's all I'm wearing is a -- ahhh, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki -- we finally -- oh, no, the pond. You idiot. The pond -- my clothes were stolen. I'm gonna free -- freeze. I need some heat here. Jordan was there, you moron. Where is he? Where is -- where is everybody? Hey! Hey, somebody! Where is everybody?
Henry: What are they trying to do? Freeze me to death? Hmm? In the B.R.O. Garage? Great. B.R.O. -- Fabric. Fabric -- they'll have something in my size. Something -- warm and -- oh, man. And soft. Oh, that is great. Great. Come on, now. No. [ Alarm sounds ] Hey! Oh, that's fine! Just what I needed. Thank you, so much! Cop: Step away from the car and freeze! Henry: Too late -- already frozen.
Henry: The bottom line is, I am not some streaking carjacker. Police officer: You're just an honest naked guy, breaking into a car. Henry: Technically, I'm breaking back into the car. Police officer: Too bad for you, this is a cop's car. Henry: I know that. It's Nikki Munson's car. She was my date. All right? She's an old friend of the family. Why don't you just call her, she'll verify everything. Cop: We'll call her from the station. Henry: My date isn't over yet, I still have more time. Cop: Sorry, hot stuff, your time's up. Henry: No, please, you can't take me away like this. You have no idea what I have been through to get here. Please, please don't do this.
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