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Thursday, October 27, 2005 Halloween has arrived and everyone is busy helping BJ set up for his party. But just what does he have planned for Katie? Henry wheels a coffin into the living room at Fairwinds. "Leave it right over there," instructs BJ. "Gee, thanks," says Henry. "And when you're done, make sure you get the rest of the tombstones," says BJ. "Yeah, anyone's in particular? Yours, mine?" asks Henry. "Wow. Look at this place," says Mike, who has just arrived with Katie. "Yeah, wait till you see my haunted house," smiles BJ. "You didn't tell me you were going to do a haunted house," says Katie. "Oh, yeah, down in the basement. Some of this stuff's going to go there," replies BJ. "Good. Mike's here just in time for the heavy lifting," observes Henry. "Actually, I'd rather he focus on the plumbing. The water's already gone out twice, maybe three times already today," reports BJ. "I'll take care of it. Everything else is on schedule," says Mike. "All right, I'm counting on it. And maybe you can help me set up downstairs?" BJ asks Katie. "Sure. Uh, where do we start?" asks Katie. "Well, we were on tombstones," says Henry. "Henry's taking care of most of the props," says BJ. "Why don't I take my little friend here and meet you downstairs?" says Henry, picking up a skeleton. Maddie shows up and says, "Hi -- Henry? Hi, I'm sorry. They said you'd be here." "Maddie, come on in," smiles BJ. "Why are you here? Why aren't you at the station impressing Kim Hughes with your brilliance?" asks Henry, who doesn't know BJ had her fired. "Come on. Don't interrogate the poor girl the second she walks in the door. Come on, let me have a second to talk to my favorite intern. Katie, do you want to give Henry a hand?" intercedes BJ. "Literally?" laughs Henry. "Sure," says Katie. "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio!" quotes Henry as they head downstairs. Left alone, BJ grills and threatens Maddie, and then calls Kim to have her re-hired. He also warns her not to tell Henry anything about it. A disco ball is delivered and BJ tells Maddie to put it upstairs in his bedroom. As she stares into it, she has another daydream, this time accompanied by music from "The Phantom of the Opera." She's standing on a ladder hanging the disco ball while cheerleader Katie and BJ slow dance. Mike is dressed as a waiter and appears to be in a trance. He hands them glasses of champagne and goes back to his place by the door. Henry rushes in, dressed as Indiana Jones, and cries, "Katie? What's going on? What are you doing?" "Isn't it obvious?" smiles BJ. "Mike? Has everybody lost their minds?" wonders Henry. "Michael, I wouldn't mind a bit of pate," says Katie sweetly, as he slowly leaves the room to get it. "No, stop. Mike, stop! All right, that's it. Come on, Katie, we're going!" says Henry. "Nowhere!" cries BJ. Just then Maddie's fingers slip and she drops the ball, which lands on Henry's head. "Henry!" cries Maddie as he drops to the floor. "Now look what you've done! I warned you, Maddie, actions have consequences!" says BJ. "He's dead. You killed him," says Katie, leaning over him. Today’s episode was directed by Habib Azar and written by Judith Donato.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Henry: Come on! B.J.: Leave it right over there. Henry: Gee, thanks. B.J.: And when you're done, make sure you get the rest of the tombstones. Henry: Yeah, anyone's in particular? Yours, mine? Mike: Wow. Look at this place. B.J.: Yeah, wait till you see my haunted house. Katie: You didn't tell me you were going to do a haunted house. B.J.: Oh, yeah, down in the basement. Some of this stuff's going to go there. Henry: Good. Mike's here just in time for the heavy lifting. B.J.: Actually, I'd rather he focus on the plumbing. The water's already gone out twice, maybe three times already today. Mike: I'll take care of it. Everything else is on schedule. B.J.: All right, I'm counting on it. And maybe you can help me set up downstairs? Katie: Sure. Uh, where do we start? Henry: Well, we were on tombstones. B.J.: Henry's taking care of most of the props. Henry: Why don't I take my little friend here and meet you downstairs? [ Henry laughs ] Maddie: Hi -- Henry? Hi, I'm sorry. They said you'd be here. B.J.: Maddie, come on in. Henry: Why are you here? Why aren't you at the station impressing Kim Hughes with your brilliance? B.J.: Come on. Don't interrogate the poor girl the second she walks in the door. Come on, let me have a second to talk to my favorite intern. Katie, do you want to give Henry a hand? Henry: Literally? [ Katie laughs ] Katie: Sure. Henry: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio! Maddie: Can I ask you a question? If I'm your favorite intern, why did you fire me? B.J.: Maddie, I don't mean to punish you, but if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that actions have consequences. Maddie: Fine, I learned my lesson. B.J.: Well, good. I hope so. Because if there is a next time, someone else might have to pay those consequences.
[ Maddie imagining ] [ Fingers snapping ] Henry: Katie? What's going on? What are you doing? B.J.: Isn't it obvious? Henry: Mike? Has everybody lost their minds? Katie: Michael, I wouldn't mind a bit of pate. Henry: No, stop. Mike, stop! All right, that's it. Come on, Katie, we're going! B.J.: Nowhere! Maddie: Henry! [ "The phantom of the opera" plays ] B.J.: Now look what you've done! I warned you, Maddie, actions have consequences! Katie: He's dead. You killed him.
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