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Monday, December 19, 2005 Henry has just escaped from the wine cellar and run to Katie's cottage. He's about to go in when Olga finds him and drags him away. Back in the wine cellar, Olga says, "You made a fool of Olga! I am all heated and bothering, and you run from me. Why? Why? Why?" "Because, because, because," says Henry evasively. "I think you are tricking me into trying to escape," accuses Olga. "What? Whatever gave you a crazy idea like that? No, no, no. I ran because I was scared," lies Henry. "Scared? Of Olga?" asks Olga. "Yeah, yeah, I was scared, sort of -- I was scared of letting you down," says Henry. "But I am wanting you to let me down. Let me down onto floor for hot sex, huh? What is problem?" asks Olga. "Olga -- Olga, I'm going to tell you two words that no man should ever have to say to any woman. Performance anxiety," mutters Henry. "What is this?" asks Olga. "This is -- this is like a sprinter whose foot gets numb at the starting line because he's nervous that he won't be able to finish the race. You understand?" explains Henry. "Henry is saying he cannot run the race?" asks Olga. "Well, yeah -- no, no, no, no! Henry can finish with the best of 'em, baby, don't worry about that," Henry assures her. "It's been a while for me. And you're such a -- hunk of a woman. And I'm intimidated. I was scared -- I didn't want to disappoint you." "So this is why you run away, huh?" asks Olga. Henry answers yes, and Olga asks him why he ran to Katie. "Habit?" suggests Henry. "You are performing well with her?" asks Olga. "We've had some moments, yeah. But, you know, that's in the past. And I prefer to keep it private, if you don't mind," says Henry. "Yet, you are afraid of Olga," observes Olga. "No. It's because I want to make this work. I want this to be special, my liebchen. Perfect," murmurs Henry. "So, you are falling for Olga?" she asks. "Oh, Olga, like a ton of bricks. You know, I can see you having my child," says Henry, going a bit too far. "Henry! Henry is saying beautiful things!" exclaims Olga. "Well, I have a way with words," says Henry modestly. "Henry is big fat liar, trying to save butt!" cries Olga, pushing him away. "What? No, no, I'm not!" protests Henry. "I am calling boss right now. Mr. Green finish with you, once and for all," says Olga. "Stop! You don't want to do that," says Henry. Olga asks why not, and Henry tells her, "Because you'll be very sorry if you do." "So you see fraulein, if I go down, I'm bringing you down the tube with me," promises Henry. "Olga is confused," says Olga. "I don't see why. It's really quite simple. If you tell B.J. that I've escaped, I tell him how you let it happen. Your key unlocked the door, and really, that's all B.J.'s going to care about," explains Henry. "Oh, Henry is making good point," agrees Olga. "Yeah. I'm sorry to have to play hardball with you, sweetheart. But, you know, you pushed me against a wall. And not in a good way. I'm crazy about you, Olga. Crazy about you. But when push comes to shove, I've got to look after number one," says Henry. "Then Olga is ready to make deal. I am not telling boss that you give me slip," says Olga. "Well, thank you," smiles Henry. "But, for this favor, you do many things for me," says Olga. "What kind of favors? I'm a prisoner, remember? I can't pick up your laundry or buy some bratwurst for you," says Henry. "I am not meaning favors of bratwurst. I am meaning favors of love," says Olga. "If I have this one-time sex with you, then we're even, and you won't tell B.J.," says Henry. "Why must be only one time?" asks Olga. "What do you want me to be, your love slave?" asks Henry. "Love slave better than dead man, no?" says Olga. "There's no argument there," agrees Henry, as they embrace. Today’s episode was directed by Greg Saccaro and written by Josh Griffith.
Transcripts from TVMegasite [ Henry gasps ] Olga: Shh!
Olga: You made a fool of Olga! I am all heated and bothering, and you run from me. Why? Why? Why? Henry: Because, because, because. Olga: I think you are tricking me into trying to escape. Henry: What? Whatever gave you a crazy idea like that? No, no, no. I ran because I was scared. Olga: Scared? Of Olga? Henry: Yeah, yeah, I was scared, sort of -- I was scared of letting you down. Olga: But I am wanting you to let me down. Let me down onto floor for hot sex, huh? What is problem? Henry: Olga -- Olga, I'm going to tell you two words that no man should ever have to say to any woman. Performance anxiety. Olga: What is this? Henry: This is -- this is like a sprinter whose foot gets numb at the starting line because he's nervous that he won't be able to finish the race. You understand? Olga: Henry is saying he cannot run the race? Henry: Well, yeah -- no, no, no, no! Henry can finish with the best of 'em, baby, don't worry about that. It's been a while for me. And you're such a -- hunk of a woman. And I'm intimidated. I was scared -- I didn't want to disappoint you. Olga: So this is why you run away, huh? Henry: Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Olga: So why do you run all the way to Katie, huh? Henry: Habit? Olga: You are performing well with her? Henry: We've had some moments, yeah. But, you know, that's in the past. And I prefer to keep it private, if you don't mind. Olga: Yet, you are afraid of Olga. Henry: No. It's because I want to make this work. I want this to be special, my liebchen. Perfect. Olga: So, you are falling for Olga? Henry: Oh, Olga, like a ton of bricks. You know, I can see you having my child. Olga: Henry! Henry is saying beautiful things. Henry: Well, I have a way with words. Olga: Henry is big fat liar, trying to save butt! Henry: What? No, no, I'm not! Olga: I am calling boss right now. Mr. Green finish with you, once and for all. Henry: Stop! You don't want to do that. Olga: Why not? Henry: Because you'll be very sorry if you do.
Henry: So you see fraulein, if I go down, I'm bringing you down the tube with me. Olga: Olga is confused. Henry: I don't see why. It's really quite simple. If you tell B.J. That I've escaped, I tell him how you let it happen. Your key unlocked the door, and really, that's all B.J.'s going to care about. Olga: Oh, Henry is making good point. Henry: Yeah. I'm sorry to have to play hardball with you, sweetheart. But, you know, you pushed me against a wall. And not in a good way. I'm crazy about you, Olga. Crazy about you. But when push comes to shove, I've got to look after number one. Olga: Then Olga is ready to make deal. I am not telling boss that you give me slip. Henry: Well, thank you. Olga: But, for this favor, you do many things for me. Henry: What kind of favors? I'm a prisoner, remember? I can't pick up your laundry or buy some bratwurst for you. [ Olga laughs ] Olga: I am not meaning favors of bratwurst. I am meaning favors of love.
Henry: If I have this one-time sex with you, then we're even, and you won't tell B.J. Olga: Why must be only one time? Henry: What do you want me to be, your love slave? Olga: Love slave better than dead man, no? Henry: There's no argument there.
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