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Soap Opera Digest, January 14, 2003


Classic Lines

(Katie calls Henry, who is at Java Underground.)

Katie:  Henry, it's Katie.  Where are you?

Henry (pretending to be out of breath):  I'm at the gym.  You know, you gotta stay in shape here in our line of work.

Katie:  The only weight you've ever lifted is a two-pound bar of chocolate!  Now, where are you?

(She tells him to have another cup of coffee and wait for her.)

Henry:  Well, I've already had two.  If I have one more, I think I'm gonna start chewing my elbow.


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