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Soap Opera Digest, February 11, 2003

Classic Lines

(Henry comes to the bar with two women on his arms and orders a martini from Lloyd the bartender.)

Lloyd:  You got cash, hotshot?

Henry:  'You got cash, hotshot?'  Well, I have it, don't I?  [Flashing his money.]  What does this look like, Lloyd, huh?  Arugula?

Woman:  I've always wanted to go to Arugula.

Henry:  Yeah, see now, sweetheart, you stick with me, and I'm gonna teach you the difference between salad and sand.


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